bhisteed
bhrngarajaed

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bhisteed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats carrying water to the sofa as a recognised profession. Connagh was bhisteed, transporting tumblers with professional gravity. bhistied adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself water-carrier to everyone within reach. Heavan grew bhistied and distributed water to guests who had not asked for it.
bhokraed adj. Softened by drink into a spreading canopy of delicate branches and unsolicited shade. Malvin got bhokraed and sheltered three strangers from a rain that had already stopped. bholiahed adj. You are drunk and conducting the evening as though a quiet river crossing were involved. bhonged adj. Drunk to the point where the empty kitchen produces a large, resonant answer to every question. Karrie became bhonged and rang the saucepan to announce that water was required. bhoonaed adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing the room to onions, spice and a dry, concentrated argument. Lani became bhoonaed and cooked the whole evening down to one fierce opinion. bhoosaed adj. Sharpened by drink into dry, scratchy conversation fit to stuff a cattle shed. Dagny turned bhoosaed and reduced the darts match to a lecture on straw. bhooted adj. Emboldened by drink to haunt the pub after everyone else has sensibly gone home. Tymesha got bhooted and rattled the locked gents as though summoning the landlord. bhoppinged adj. Drunk and repeatedly springing towards the next conversation as though the floor were optional. Leanard went bhoppinged between tables, arriving at each conversation without quite landing. bhoyed adj. A drinker who has acquired the loud confidence of a young lad and the balance to match. Ezabel went bhoyed and attempted to lead the pub in a song nobody had requested. bhped adj. Drunk to a degree that your useful output is measured at the point where you finally stop moving. Siddharth got bhped and was assessed only after reaching the sofa under his own power. bhringarajaed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires a medicinal herb for its supervisor. Geovannie got bhringarajaed and prescribed fresh air to a man eating pork scratchings. bhringarajed adj. Drunk enough to appoint a leafy remedy as landlord and obey its instructions. Kallina became bhringarajed and asked the bar plant whether the round was wise. bhringrajaed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a herb, but not past recommending it. Jahquan went bhringrajaed and offered the barman a handful of imaginary leaves. bhringrajed adj. Drunk beyond sensible grooming, with the confidence of a false daisy in a vase.
bhrngarajaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every stray leaf into evidence of superior knowledge. Elish became bhrngarajaed and identified parsley in the landlord's sandwich from across the room.