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bhisteed
bhrngarajaed
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bhisteed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who treats carrying water to the sofa as a recognised profession.
Connagh was
bhisteed
, transporting tumblers with professional gravity.
bhistied
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself water-carrier to everyone within reach.
Heavan grew
bhistied
and distributed water to guests who had not asked for it.
bhokraed
adj.
Softened by drink into a spreading canopy of delicate branches and unsolicited shade.
Malvin got
bhokraed
and sheltered three strangers from a rain that had already stopped.
bholiahed
adj.
You are drunk and conducting the evening as though a quiet river crossing were involved.
bhonged
adj.
Drunk to the point where the empty kitchen produces a large, resonant answer to every question.
Karrie became
bhonged
and rang the saucepan to announce that water was required.
bhoonaed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of reducing the room to onions, spice and a dry, concentrated argument.
Lani became
bhoonaed
and cooked the whole evening down to one fierce opinion.
bhoosaed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into dry, scratchy conversation fit to stuff a cattle shed.
Dagny turned
bhoosaed
and reduced the darts match to a lecture on straw.
bhooted
adj.
Emboldened by drink to haunt the pub after everyone else has sensibly gone home.
Tymesha got
bhooted
and rattled the locked gents as though summoning the landlord.
bhoppinged
adj.
Drunk and repeatedly springing towards the next conversation as though the floor were optional.
Leanard went
bhoppinged
between tables, arriving at each conversation without quite landing.
bhoyed
adj.
A drinker who has acquired the loud confidence of a young lad and the balance to match.
Ezabel went
bhoyed
and attempted to lead the pub in a song nobody had requested.
bhped
adj.
Drunk to a degree that your useful output is measured at the point where you finally stop moving.
Siddharth got
bhped
and was assessed only after reaching the sofa under his own power.
bhringarajaed
adj.
Drunk to the point where the evening acquires a medicinal herb for its supervisor.
Geovannie got
bhringarajaed
and prescribed fresh air to a man eating pork scratchings.
bhringarajed
adj.
Drunk enough to appoint a leafy remedy as landlord and obey its instructions.
Kallina became
bhringarajed
and asked the bar plant whether the round was wise.
bhringrajaed
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising a herb, but not past recommending it.
Jahquan went
bhringrajaed
and offered the barman a handful of imaginary leaves.
bhringrajed
adj.
Drunk beyond sensible grooming, with the confidence of a false daisy in a vase.
bhrngarajaed
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns every stray leaf into evidence of superior knowledge.
Elish became
bhrngarajaed
and identified parsley in the landlord's sandwich from across the room.
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