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BI'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the evening's interruption as a temporary systems outage. Maneet was BI'd when the music stopped, unable to resume walking without a formal restart. BIC'd adj. Drunk enough to quote bank details to the barman as though settling a straightforward transfer. Poppi got BIC'd and attempted to pay for pork scratchings by international transfer.
BICARSA'd adj. You are drunk and running the evening through billing, stock, debts and sales before permitting the taxi home. Nataleigh was BICARSA'd, auditing the bar's remaining crisps from the pavement. BID'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and improving the district chiefly by removing yourself from its pavement. Krishen got BID'd and declared the high street better once he had sat down on it. BIE'd adj. Drunk beyond all reasonable identity checks, with every stranger at the bar treated as an ally. Kimberle got BIE'd and recruited a man from the next table for an argument about lager. BIF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of several solid layers, and liable to separate when asked to move. Irais became BIF'd and required both walls to reach the lavatory. BIFA'd adj. Drunk in a way that produces a small, dark, highly mobile nuisance beneath the table. Samanthaann went BIFA'd and spent ten minutes pursuing a peanut under the bench. BIFL'd adj. Drunk on the strength of believing one sturdy object will sustain the whole evening. Christianjoshua was BIFL'd and selected one pint glass as his permanent companion. BIG suited adj. Drunk and proceeding as though ordinary clothing were insufficient protection from the biological hazards of the evening. Jakota got BIG suited and refused to enter the kitchen without further precautions. BIG'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a sealed suit being carefully moved through a contaminated area. Taneiqua became BIG'd and crossed the kitchen as though the floor were hazardous. BIID'd adj. Loosened by drink into a conviction that one’s sound limbs are administrative errors requiring removal. Iestyn became BIID'd and proposed amputation as a sensible solution to an untidy evening. BIL'd adj. Slowed by drink to identifying every male relative through marriage only by initials. Amealia was BIL'd and took several minutes to explain which relative had sent the text. BIM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has modelled the entire evening digitally but misplaced the glass of water. Rajane was BIM'd and produced a floor plan for reaching the kitchen from the sofa. BIMBO'd adj. Drunk to the point where management, ownership and the evening's finances have become one arrangement. Iyla-may got BIMBO'd and appointed herself manager of the bar's remaining peanuts. BIOS'd (/ˈbaɪ.ɒsd/) adj. A drinker who reinitialises repeatedly, reports basic inputs incorrectly, and requires several attempts to leave. Gladus was BIOS'd, restarting his introduction whenever anyone asked his name.
BIOT'd adj. Having drunk more than a small electrical unit ought to have tolerated, with the wiring plainly affected. Aalyna was BIOT'd and gave the handrail a noticeable charge on the way upstairs.