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Biot's respirationed adj. Having drunk more than the breathing apparatus can organise, alternating deep declarations with abrupt periods of silence. Hilkiah was Biot's respirationed, pausing between statements as though speech required restarting. Birbeck granuled adj. You have drunk enough to become a small internal arrangement of rods, angles and poorly coordinated projections. Ellian was Birbeck granuled and approached the doorway at an unmistakably angular rate.
Birch reductioned adj. You are drunk and have reduced every elegant route to a simpler one involving the stairs and no clear endpoint. Hennie went Birch reductioned and reduced the journey home to a sequence of abrupt turns. Bircher mueslied adj. Of a drinker who has combined several incompatible elements and expects them to settle into breakfast. Elisabethe was Bircher mueslied, mixing slurred explanations with an earnest search for oats. Birchered adj. Of a drinker: committed to a private theory of balance, which the stairs decline to endorse. Luchana was Birchered and insisted the banister represented an unnecessary intervention. Birchismed adj. Describing a drinker who has organised every wobble into a firm ideological position. Kaylle was Birchismed and maintained that the stairs were responsible for the altered trajectory. Birchisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every remaining round into a matter of stern principle. Valire became Birchisted and opposed the sensible suggestion of sharing a taxi home. Birchited adj. Drunk, with the result that every fresh round is treated as an organised campaign. Jayliany got Birchited and recruited the coat stand for one final round. Bird Whistled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces small, liquid warbles whenever last orders are mentioned. Less became Bird Whistled and serenaded the coat rack with two watery notes. Birdsville diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming unsteady, delayed, and unsuitable for the journey home. Renae was Birdsville diseased and required careful transport from the bar to the taxi. Birdsville indigoed adj. Drunk on the strength of something apparently harmless, with consequences arriving later in the evening. Tassia grew Birdsville indigoed after the quiet first round and missed the last bus. Birgittined adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home becomes a solemn procession requiring silence and several companions. Eulane was Birgittined, walking beneath the streetlights as though leading a very small procession. Birhored adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the route home as an uncharted expedition. Kaleem was Birhored and examined each street corner before proceeding towards the taxi rank. Birkeland currented adj. Drunk by the third round, and flowing steadily between the bar and wherever the coats are kept. Fateen was Birkeland currented, making repeated journeys between the bar and the cloakroom. Birkenhead drilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing everyone else safely in the taxi before considering yourself. Bellatrix was Birkenhead drilled and put the youngest-looking colleague into the first taxi.
Birkied adj. Still drunk, and attempting the walk home as though it were a cross-country race. Dannely was Birkied and took the scenic route across three car parks to reach home.