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Bismarcked (/ˈbɪzmɑɹkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every crisp surface appears to have been selected for one’s personal consumption. Audrienne was Bismarcked and inspected the fruit bowl as though choosing a strategic reserve. Bismarckianismed adj. The drunkenness of one who governs the evening through alliances, firmness and an unnecessary number of arrangements. Derrione was Bismarckianismed and formed a coalition to secure the last packet of crisps. Bismarckismed adj. Reduced by drink to administer the room through strategic patience and small, irreversible decisions. Lashiyah was Bismarckismed and quietly annexed the only comfortable chair. Bisquicked adj. Sharpened by drink into making instant, floury plans for feeding everyone after the pub. Excel was Bisquicked and promised fresh pancakes before anyone had found the taxi. Bissau-Guineaned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose carefully maintained boundaries have ceased to concern them. Toriona was Bissau-Guineaned and invited the coat stand to join the party. Bissel trucked adj. Emboldened by drink to take every corner at an angle, with confidence exceeding the available clearance. Ladeanna was Bissel trucked and approached the narrow doorway diagonally. Bissell trucked adj. Slowed by drink to a careful, pivoting progress in which each corner requires formal consideration. Shakaria was Bissell trucked and negotiated the corridor by successive, cautious angles. Bisued adj. Drunk and communicating in a language whose grammar has remained intact but whose audience has not. Torivio was Bisued and delivered a perfectly formed account to people unable to parse it. BitB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has opened a second, imaginary household inside the first. Lu'ay was BitB'd, attempting to enter the kitchen through the reflection in the dark window. BitCoined adj. Drunk to the point where every round is treated as a speculative asset by the people paying for it. Laricia got BitCoined and proposed settling the taxi fare according to tomorrow's exchange rate. Bitching Bettied adj. Drunk enough to issue vocal warnings about hazards that exist chiefly in the imagination. Geneine was Bitching Bettied and announced every chair before attempting to pass it. Bitchzillaed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with ordinary disagreement, yet remaining concerned about the table's coasters. Niloufar became Bitchzillaed and addressed the coasters as a matter of public order. Bitcoin fauceted adj. You are drunk and dispensing tiny, irregular portions of yourself, chiefly to whoever keeps asking. Jamyia was Bitcoin fauceted by breakfast, offering coins of advice from beneath the duvet. Bitcoined adj. Drunk enough to divide the bill into tiny, fluctuating portions for everyone else to calculate. Dayanne became Bitcoined and made the table recalculate the crisps at three different prices. Bitcrushered adj. You are drunk and reducing the morning-after signal to coarse, distorted digital fragments. Flemon spent breakfast Bitcrushered, turning each explanation into a low-resolution burst of noise. Bithynianed adj. Of a drinker: discovered in the morning to have been present, but difficult to place in the chronology. Stiney was Bithynianed by nine, with no reliable account of the preceding evening.