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biamperometried adj. You are drunk and taking measurements between two points, neither of which is presently fixed. Dezlyn became biamperometried and tested the distance between two chairs with her shoulder. biampinged adj. Of a drinker: sending two amplified versions of the same remark towards each loudspeaker. Shadreka became biampinged and repeated the toast through both channels of the karaoke system. biandried adj. Of a drinker who has acquired two partners in theory and none willing to collect him. Ansi became biandried and introduced two imaginary companions before the taxi arrived. biangbiang noodlesed (/ˈbi.æŋ ˈbi.æŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made a long, emphatic gesture and now requires something to eat. Kiamesha became biangbiang noodlesed, slapping the table before requesting a substantial supper. biangled (/ˈbaɪˌæŋɡəld/) adj. A drinker who has reduced every argument to two sides, then sat between them. Abianna became biangled and treated the corner of the room as a complete geometric figure. biangulationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation requires a fixed friend and an intermediary. Danyia became biangulationed, assigning Noemi to relay each remark across the table. bianisotropied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you warm towards some companions and inexplicably angular towards others. Willis grew bianisotropied and addressed Sheilah sweetly from one side of the room, coldly from the other. biannualed (/bʌɪˈanjuːəld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing at the same gathering twice a year, each time with fresh explanations. Navkirat was biannualed, offering Corisha the same reunion story six months apart. bianqinged (/biˌænˈt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of several resonant companions, each expected to provide the next note. Marwan became bianqinged and made Darcie-grace answer every toast in a different register. biantennaried adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving every private remark from two directions at once. Ramah became biantennaried, hearing Waneta's whispers and the barmaid's sighs with equal clarity. bianthraquinoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and visibly carrying two linked colour schemes into every discussion. Carolita was bianthraquinoned, finding Ayeisha's dress one shade brighter whenever anyone contradicted her. bianthroned adj. Drunk by closing time, and fused to a companion in a dark, elaborate account of the evening. Taliek became bianthroned beside Laticha, jointly reconstructing events neither had witnessed. biantided adj. Still drunk, and moving with small, many-legged certainty towards whichever group looks least prepared. Jakhiya remained biantided, crossing Baelee's sitting room by a route chosen only by her feet. bianzhonged (/ˈbi.ænˈd͡ʒɔŋd/) adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, requiring the assembled company to supply a melody for every remark. Gearold went bianzhonged and made Briggett interpret each syllable as an ancient musical phrase. biapenemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to sterilise the conversation of all ordinary organisms, including the willing. Bode became biapenemed and left Auree conducting a social experiment with no surviving participants. biarced adj. Having drunk enough to approach two people smoothly, touchingly, and without surviving momentum. Naadirah grew biarced, joining Tareia's conversation with one graceful curve and no evident endpoint.