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BIP'd adj. Softened by drink into treating a blunt-impact projectile as a diplomatic solution to a minor disagreement. Bin went BIP'd and proposed settling the seating dispute with a padded projectile. BIPOC'd (/ˈbaɪpɑkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has absorbed the room's darkness and left everyone else reaching for neutral ground. Lavoris got BIPOC'd and made Leelu navigate an increasingly sombre conversation about the unlit garden. BIR'd adj. You are drunk and ordering a complicated meal as though the kitchen were a negotiating partner. Isaam got BIR'd and attempted to redesign the restaurant's entire menu. BIS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of equipping the evening with its best available cushion and water glass. Deilyn got BIS'd and selected the sofa's deepest cushion for recovery. BITE'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered behaviour, information, thoughts and emotions to the next round. Delainee got BITE'd and disclosed the taxi destination, the route and the reason for leaving. BIV'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub, its customers and the barmaid seem remotely operated. Wahaj was BIV'd and asked whether the landlord had remembered to switch on reality. BIW'd adj. Softened by drink into a cabin skeleton, with every social fitting removed before departure. Luca-jay was BIW'd on the barstool, awaiting the reattachment of his coat and dignity. BIXened adj. Drunk enough to behave like a small population of obsolete computer users awaiting a connection. Jailah got BIXened and asked whether anyone still had the access number. BIY'd adj. Drunk past the point of buying materials for a job you will immediately ask someone else to complete. Danett became BIY'd and purchased timber before finding a professional to carry it. BiCapitalizationed adj. Reduced by drink to joining two words without a space, but giving each half its own capital. Embri got BiCapitalizationed and wrote the pub name as two proud words with nowhere between them. BiFied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the best available glass of water seem entirely inadequate. Cadedra was BiFied and rejected three glasses before choosing the smallest. BiPAP'd adj. Still drunk, and breathing in two settled stages: heavily on the sofa, then loudly during the journey to bed. Tinina was BiPAP'd by midnight, alternating between sofa naps and determined sips of water. BiS'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the person beside you is not the finest available companion. Iyla became BiS'd and ranked everyone at the table before asking their names. BiW'd adj. Drunk to the point where you have become the unfinished shell of a person, awaiting internal fitting. Valeka became BiW'd and stood quietly while the party installed further drinks. Biafranned adj. Drunk on the strength of one final drink, then stranded between kitchen and sofa. Nessie was Biafranned, holding the fridge door and reconsidering the evening. Biak whistlered adj. Drunk since last orders, and making small tuneful observations from beneath a kitchen chair. Jamorian found Brystol Biak whistlered beneath the table, requesting water musically.