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Bibb lettuced adj. Drunk by closing time, and falling apart gently across the sofa cushions. Yalani was Bibb lettuced, spread across the sofa with admirable tenderness. Bibbed adj. Drunk by the third round, and wearing a napkin as though supper required formal protection. Hisela was Bibbed, tucked into the sofa with toast and a napkin. Bible Beltered adj. Having drunk enough to preach domestic order from the safest corner of the sofa. Matayo became Bible Beltered and delivered a sermon on rinsing mugs. Bible Schooled adj. Drunk beyond chapter and verse, and now delivering a sermon to the fruit machine. Heyab got Bible Schooled and explained salvation to the barman's till. Bible bashered adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably absorb, and converting every cushion to a pulpit. Edna was Bible bashered, preaching sensible hydration from the sofa. Bible humpered adj. You are drunk and treating the sofa cushion as a solemn object of instruction. Chyvonne was Bible humpered, lecturing Aniyyah about the moral value of clean plates. Bible schooled adj. Drunk in a way that turns every pub disagreement into a lesson from scripture. Yuliana got Bible schooled and corrected the quiz team's morals between rounds. Bible studied adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a passage, a question, and a conclusion. Leonell became Bible studied and linked the bar tab to several parables. Bible-bashered adj. You have drunk enough to deliver a vigorous domestic sermon while searching for the water. Fostina got Bible-bashered and addressed Brttany from behind the fridge door. Bible-poundered adj. Of a drinker: striking the table for emphasis while explaining why the washing-up can wait. Lynnie was Bible-poundered, thumping the table and appointing Bella-mai to fetch water. Bible-punchered adj. Of a drinker who has become convinced that the kitchen requires immediate, forceful reform. Eunji was Bible-punchered and challenged the toaster to improve its conduct. Bible-thumpered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the barman's refusal sound like a theological position. Jaelan got Bible-thumpered and argued with the barman about the spiritual meaning of last orders. Bibled (/ˈbaɪbəld/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the household manual from the book left beside it. Grace-may became Bibled and consulted the cookbook for instructions on finding water. Biblewomanned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub as a mission field and the headache as a patient. Desmon went Biblewomanned and offered first aid to a perfectly sound bar stool. Biblezined adj. Drunk on the strength of a glossy, picture-heavy account of events that never occurred. Analya was Biblezined, illustrating the evening with gestures and a folded beer mat. Biblia pauperumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating the evening chiefly through broad gestures and pictures. Varie became Biblia pauperumed, explaining the taxi fare with napkins and arrows.