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Big Governmented adj. Sufficiently drunk to require several departments, substantial spending and regulation before departure. Brevon became Big Governmented and established a committee for locating the missing coats. Big H'd adj. Reduced by drink to issuing grand, ominous invitations which nobody else wishes to accept. Menal became Big H'd and offered the entire party a mysterious solution to the evening. Big Historied adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is explained from the Big Bang onwards. Airah gave the empty crisp bowl a cosmological history beginning with the formation of matter. Big Jim and the twinsed adj. Softened by drink into discussing private anatomy with the confidence of a man addressing close acquaintances. Jamarco went Big Jim and the twinsed, and the table discovered more than it requested. Big Labored adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every disagreement as a dispute between organised economic forces. Ibhan attributed the missing chips to a coordinated struggle between management and appetite. Big Laboured adj. Having drunk enough to treat the queue at the bar as a unionised instrument of historical change. Coedy explained the slow service as an inevitable confrontation between labour and capital. Big Lied adj. Of a drinker who has become convinced that the grandeur of a falsehood guarantees its truth. Chrystene announced that the landlord had knighted her, with such force that nobody challenged the claim. Big Mac sauced adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation requires an additional layer, applied unevenly. Sharnese was Big Mac sauced and dressed each explanation before serving it. Big Macked (/bɪɡ mækd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into stacking opinions in three layers, each dressed with an unnecessary qualification. Acob got Big Macked and delivered his argument in three increasingly sauced portions. Big Miked adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a celebrated banana, expecting the room to applaud the comparison. Latayshia was Big Miked and insisted everyone examine the fruit bowl's finest specimen. Big Oiled adj. You are drunk and moving through the morning with the slow, consequential authority of an industry. Rugile was Big Oiled, taking the entire pavement to reach the bakery. Big Oned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a major earthquake, while the surrounding company quietly evacuates. Sharda went Big Oned and took four minutes to cross the room for a glass of water. Big Pharmaed adj. Describing a drinker who has begun prescribing remedies on a scale the headache does not warrant. Petro was Big Pharmaed, distributing paracetamol with the confidence of a national health service. Big Scienced adj. Drunk and requiring a government-sized budget, a committee and several unwilling observers to finish one thought. Kassidee became Big Scienced and appointed Kevari to chair the discussion about pudding. Big Teched adj. Drunk enough to dominate the room, harvest everyone's attention and call the resulting monopoly innovation. Salman got Big Teched and reorganised the playlist without consulting Shertia. BigLawed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every exchange into a lengthy legal matter with witnesses and objections. Montel went BigLawed and cross-examined Olachi about who had finished the olives.