bismuth subsalicylated

(/ˌbɪz.məθ ˌsʌb.səˈlɪs.ɪˌleɪtd/)

adj.

Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.

Underneath a streetlamp, Jera eloquently recited a Shakespearean sonnet to a pigeon, feeling unusually bismuth subsalicylated.