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BJ'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the initials on the cloakroom ticket have become a complete travel plan. Ferdousi was BJ'd and followed ticket B7 towards the station instead of collecting a coat. BJD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and posed rigidly for the benefit of people who have stopped asking. Annecia was BJD'd beside the fireplace, maintaining a fixed smile for Malcome.
BJJ'd adj. Drunk past the point of standing up without first negotiating with the floor. Arilyn was BJJ'd and used the carpet to complete the journey home. BJT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to switch a small current into a considerable social event. Taketa became BJT'd and turned one quiet remark into a full evening's proceedings. Bjarmianed adj. Softened by drink into a person of uncertain whereabouts, found eventually with a coat and no explanation. Monford was Bjarmianed by breakfast, discovered asleep in the spare room with someone else's scarf. Bjerrum lengthed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise separation between yourself and anything resembling breakfast. Kelesha woke Bjerrum lengthed, maintaining a careful distance from the frying pan. bjarebyited adj. Drunk, with the result that the conversation acquires a green mineral presence nobody invited. bjed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to decide whether the next stop is the taxi rank or another round. Roey became bjed after last orders and asked the same taxi driver for both options.