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BL Lac objected adj. A drinker so far gone that the nucleus remains active while the surrounding galaxy loses all discernible structure. Nianna was BL Lac objected, emitting bright opinions while the rest of the party drifted apart. BL'd adj. Loosened by drink into loading every intention from the wrong end and discharging it elsewhere. Mariano was BL'd, explaining the same plan backwards to three increasingly concerned colleagues. BLA'd adj. Having drunk enough to require formal approval before attempting any further movement. Dejania was BLA'd and submitted her proposed journey to the bathroom for review. BLAM'd adj. Drunk enough to introduce an unrelated incident into every conversation, then leave it unexplained. Anyeli got BLAM'd and interrupted the football discussion with a detailed account of a goose. BLBT'd adj. Having drunk more than was sensible and become lean, finely textured beef in posture and argument. Elsie-leigh went BLBT'd and compressed a complicated plan into one unwavering gesture. BLEVE'd adj. Softened by drink into a sudden domestic expansion, scattering cushions, blankets and any remaining plans. Idreece went BLEVE'd across the sofa, displacing three cushions and the evening newspaper. BLI'd adj. Having drunk enough to ingest the room’s outer atmosphere directly, beginning with the crisps. Octabio got BLI'd and consumed the room’s peripheral attention along with the crisps. BLINK'd adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a brief loss of focus for a complete concert performance. Jenah got BLINK'd and performed the chorus to an audience of empty chairs. BLIPS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that intermittent private theories acquire the dignity of a medical episode. Emilyann grew BLIPS'd and attributed the missing olives to a brief clinical phenomenon. BLIS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on a dashboard warning for decisions about changing lanes. Genrose was BLIS'd and treated the pub's illuminated sign as an urgent road-safety instruction. BLK'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an internal kinase that has switched off all movement beyond the sofa. Shanikwa was BLK'd, unable to progress past the armchair with water in hand. BLL'd adj. Having drunk more than the lower layer of coordination can process without forwarding the task elsewhere. Ziniyah got BLL'd and waited for her feet to receive instructions from the handrail. BLM'd adj. Still drunk, and reduced to an abbreviation whose full implications nobody present is prepared to expand. Selia was BLM'd by breakfast and communicated exclusively through initials and solemn nods. BLMerred adj. The state of being drunk and treating every minor wobble in the room as a matter requiring urgent correction. Laiona got BLMerred and attempted to restore equality between the leaning chairs. BLOB'd adj. Drunk past the point of storing anything useful, including the reason for being out. Jamece was BLOB'd and retained the evening only as an unlabelled mass. BLP'd adj. Of a drinker: documented while still alive, chiefly by the untouched water glass and occupied sofa. Sharmin was BLP'd on the sofa, visibly alive and gradually approaching the water.