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Blooded adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the room into rival colours and recruited both sides. Neldean got Blooded and turned a disagreement over crisps into a territorial dispute. Bloody Caesared adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a savoury Canadian cocktail the evening's governing principle. Malonnie became Bloody Caesared and insisted every further round required celery.
Bloody Maried adj. Loosened by drink into a richly seasoned conversational mixture, poured liberally over anyone within reach. Amiri got Bloody Maried and garnished every discussion with several unsolicited qualifications. Bloom filtered adj. Reduced by drink to accepting every acquaintance as familiar, while never admitting uncertainty. Mikhaila went Bloom filtered and welcomed three strangers as people she had apparently met before. Bloom syndromed adj. Softened by drink into a fragile conversational state, with every social contact requiring careful handling. Dearron became Bloom syndromed and asked everyone to keep the music emotionally manageable. Bloom's syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every minor social irregularity and pointing it out precisely. Mirayah got Bloom's syndromed and identified the single crooked picture in the restaurant. Bloom-Torre-Machacek syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into a delicate condition in which ordinary conversation produces disproportionate consequences. Deundra became Bloom-Torre-Machacek syndromed, so everyone avoided asking follow-up questions. Bloomerismed adj. Emboldened by drink to defend another person's clothing choices at unnecessary length. Azaline got Bloomerismed and challenged the table over who was permitted to wear trousers. Bloomeristed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every change of clothing requires a committee and a chair. Lilymarie became Bloomeristed and took ten minutes to approve Damarrea's coat. Bloomfieldianed adj. Drunk and analysing everyone's speech as though each casual phrase were evidence for a theory. Kinard went Bloomfieldianed and classified Joaovictor's vowels over the starters. Bloomsdayed (/ˈbluːmz.deɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where one ordinary pub crawl has acquired chapters, motifs and a Dublin setting. Salathia became Bloomsdayed and narrated the route home as an episode of considerable literary importance. Bloquisted adj. Drunk enough to represent the interests of one corner of the room against all proposed arrangements. Steffie got Bloquisted and opposed moving the group nearer the bar. Blottoed adj. Drunk on the strength of the name alone, and consequently confident that last orders are negotiable. Ryanjoseph became Blottoed and attempted to negotiate another round with the closing bartender. Blount's diseased adj. Drunk past the point of walking straight, with the lower legs adopting separate opinions. Guyneth became Blount's diseased between the pub and the taxi rank. Blu-Rayed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every story preserved in excessive detail for later playback. Ricole got Blu-Rayed and gave Ashur a complete account of the evening's first handshake.
Blu-Tacked adj. Drunk beyond being moved easily, and apparently secured to whichever wall was nearest. Skeeter ended the evening Blu-Tacked beside the cloakroom, refusing several sensible destinations.
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