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Blu-ray Disced adj. Drunk on the strength of a high-capacity memory, and requiring the group to retain everything said. Taio became Blu-ray Disced and stored the entire argument for future reference. Blu-ray burnered adj. The drunkenness of one who records the evening permanently, with no provision for revision. Simon-olivier got Blu-ray burnered and preserved the argument in full. Blu-ray drived adj. Reduced by drink to read everything carefully, and occasionally write back. Kymbella became Blu-ray drived and inspected the menu as though it contained evidence. Blu-rayed (/[ˈbluːˌɹeɪ]d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is presented as a feature-length domestic release. Kalifah went Blu-rayed and supplied commentary throughout the journey home. BluRayed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes familiar events appear newly formatted and unnecessarily impressive. Nyleen became BluRayed and announced the pub quiz as a major cinematic undertaking. Bluchered (/ˈbluːkəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a horse-drawn domestic conveyance, requiring a clear route to bed. Shinetta came home Bluchered and was steered past the kitchen into bed. Blue Bereted adj. Of a drinker: peacekeeping in principle, blue-headed in appearance, and unable to settle the dispute over crisps. Dorcia became Blue Bereted and attempted to maintain order between the sofa and the television. Blue Bombered adj. Sharpened by drink into a Canadian footballer of modest tactical usefulness. Qua was Blue Bombered and tackled the coat stand near the entrance. Blue Cheered adj. Loosened by drink into an evening requiring rather less supervision than expected. Nassar got Blue Cheered and explained the wallpaper to the landlord. Blue Dogged adj. Emboldened by drink to defend moderate positions in rooms where nobody had requested them. Laquentin became Blue Dogged and proposed a bipartisan solution to the seating plan. Blue Hawaiianed adj. Drunk and requiring coconut where a more conventional person might have accepted water. Fynleigh was Blue Hawaiianed and found the evening improved by the addition of coconut. Blue Hawaiied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cocktail being stirred while the ice gives up. Bojan was Blue Hawaiied and took several minutes to recognise the taxi. Blue Helmeted adj. You are drunk and maintaining peace between your feet, the stairs, and the banister. Juston went Blue Helmeted on the staircase, deploying both hands to preserve order. Blue Hen's Chickened adj. Drunk to the point where the Delaware-shaped gap in the conversation becomes noticeable. Agela got Blue Hen's Chickened and spent ten minutes locating Delaware on a map. Blue Javaed adj. Drunk enough to remain standing in cold conditions and recommend bananas that taste of vanilla. Korrey became Blue Javaed and described the fruit as a sensible pudding. Blue Jayed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a baseball player from a bird with opinions. Crys got Blue Jayed and attempted to field a cushion from the sofa.