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Blue Lagooned adj. Drunk beyond the point where blue curaçao seems an adequate explanation for anything. Audric was Blue Lagooned and asked whether the carpet had always been aquatic. Blue Magicked adj. Drunk in a way that gives ordinary objects an unnecessarily formidable reputation. Brisco became Blue Magicked and treated the umbrella stand with professional caution. Blue Maxed adj. Drunk, with the result that the next round is received as a military honour. Kiahna got Blue Maxed and accepted the crisps with suitable gravity. Blue Mediterraneaned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker saturated, bluish in outlook, and difficult to drain. Verline was Blue Mediterraneaned and remained beside the puddle long after the rain stopped. Blue Petered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a mudhen in both movement and apparent purpose. Zeplynn got Blue Petered and crossed the lawn with short, determined steps. Blue Russianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating blue curaçao as a reasonable vodka companion. Quantashia was Blue Russianed and requested a glass that matched the curtains. Blue Shirted adj. Drunk to the point where you confidently assume an official uniform grants authority you have not been issued. Audryana went Blue Shirted and attempted to regulate parking outside the kebab shop. Blue Suckered adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with the patient longevity of a freshwater fish. Jelesa was Blue Suckered and settled beside the radiator for the foreseeable future. Blue Tigersed adj. Drunk by closing time, and representing a football side whose formation is not available. Joaquim became Blue Tigersed and arranged the chairs into an unrecognised formation. Blue Vinneyed adj. Still drunk, and crumbly enough to be passed round with crackers. Finnbar was Blue Vinneyed and broke a biscuit while attempting to explain Dorset. Blue Vinnied adj. Too drunk to distinguish one Dorset cheese spelling from another, or much else. Tamicia was Blue Vinnied and corrected the menu with considerable uncertainty. Blue-Green allianced adj. Having drunk enough to unite the unions and the environmentalists over the question of another round. Rayson got Blue-Green allianced and negotiated better wages for the recycling bin. Blue-Toonered adj. Having drunk more than enough to locate Peterhead, though not necessarily the way back from it. Amymarie got Blue-Toonered and placed Peterhead somewhere south of Newcastle. Bluebearded adj. Drunk and guarding the stairs as though each landing concealed a matrimonial secret. Ronnal became Bluebearded halfway up the staircase and questioned everyone about the locked cupboard. Bluebeardismed adj. Drunk to the point where every closed door seems to require a wife-sized explanation. Naleigh got Bluebeardismed and inspected the spare room before attempting the stairs. Bluebirded adj. Drunk enough to chant from the stairs as though Cardiff City were defending a lead. Keley got Bluebirded and celebrated each successful step as a home fixture.