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Blued adj. Softened by drink into the sort of undergraduate who discusses college ties at length. Amenze got Blued and asked whether the old college still had a boat club. Bluegowned adj. Drunk past the point of balance, and accepting the banister as an annual allowance. Urlin became Bluegowned and descended the stairs with both hands on the rail. Bluemogganered adj. Drunk beyond reliable navigation, particularly when Peterhead is several staircases away. Ananiya went Bluemogganered and asked the staircase which direction led to Peterhead. Bluerinaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement blue, layered, and liable to wobble at the rim. Mian became Bluerinaed and carried the blue glass upstairs as though it were already tilting. Blueshirted adj. Drunk, with the result that every instruction is delivered forcefully and none is followed. Masir got Blueshirted and ordered the staircase to remain perfectly still. Blueskied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every conversation into a public update from the landing. Aamber became Blueskied and announced the stair count to followers who were not present. Blueysonaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an invented self who can manage the stairs more convincingly. Olav got Blueysonaed and sent his fictional self ahead to negotiate the landing. Blum integered adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding correctly only when two separate supports agree. Yerimar became Blum integered, taking the stairs between two rails and no imaginary quantities. Blundellianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting the staircase with the confidence of an old school tradition. Denesia got Blundellianed and treated the banister as a prefect during the descent. Blunniesed (/ˈblʌnizd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on elastic-sided footwear for structural support. Kennasyn became Blunniesed and planted both boots before negotiating each stair. Blursdayed (/ˈblɜːzdeɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and unable to distinguish Tuesday from the landing reached yesterday. Chyra was Blursdayed, asking whether the stairs belonged to today or the previous evening. Blyth's hornbilled adj. Too drunk to leave the canopy of the staircase, with the handrail serving as a branch. Wrynn became Blyth's hornbilled and perched on the landing above the party. Blyth's pipited adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a small, repeated journey while losing the route each time. Taishan went Blyth's pipited, crossing the same landing repeatedly in search of the lavatory. Blyth's reed warblered adj. Having drunk enough to produce a thin, persistent commentary from somewhere among the curtains. Hamlet became Blyth's reed warblered and narrated his descent from behind the banister. bl00d'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary words arrive in evasive, computerised disguises. Nasiriyah got bl00d'd and sent Ariyel a message in filtered spelling that nobody could decipher. blaaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become soft, warm and difficult to distinguish from a breakfast roll left on the stairs. Ashanty was blaaed by midnight, yielding gently against the banister when asked to stand.