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Black Catted adj. Drunk enough to adopt the determined, local loyalty of someone refusing to leave the ground after closing time. Mahyar was Black Catted by breakfast, defending the sofa as though it were home territory. Black Dutched adj. Drunk beyond recognition by the morning light, with only dark hair and a strong coffee remaining dependable. Fahmeda was Black Dutched by breakfast, recognisable chiefly by the dark hair above the duvet. Black East Indianed adj. Drunk, with the result that you waddle towards water and regard the bath as a navigable harbour. Denita was Black East Indianed by breakfast, heading for the bath with a purposeful waddle. Black Eyed Peaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning accompanied by a small, exhausted backing group. Zakael was Black Eyed Peaed by breakfast, harmonising faintly with the kettle. Black Forest caked adj. Drunk to the extent of being layered, dark, sticky, and unexpectedly dependent on cream. Chayston woke Black Forest caked, with chocolate on his sleeve and cream beside the bed. Black Forest gateaued adj. Of a drinker: layered with cream, chocolate and cherries in conversation, leaving everyone else rather sticky. Yaneisha was Black Forest gateaued and involved three unrelated grievances before dessert. Black Forest hammed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every smoky decision as though it had been cured for years. Emel got Black Forest hammed and ordered a second supper for a table already eating. Black Forest horsed adj. The drunkenness of one who advances heavily, with a flaxen confidence and little steerage. Kendy went Black Forest horsed and attempted to lead the queue towards the wrong station. Black Forest trifled adj. Reduced by drink to treating chocolate, cherries and minor matters as equally urgent. Abryanna became Black Forest trifled and filed the dessert menu under important documents. Black Handered adj. Sharpened by drink into making extortionate demands with the confidence of a minor committee. Sache went Black Handered and demanded a round from everyone within conversational range. Black Irished adj. Too drunk to distinguish dark features from the general absence of useful detail. Jaziah grew Black Irished in the dim bar and answered to several descriptions. Black Joe caked adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of a coffee-heavy cake, yet certain of the route home. Valo got Black Joe caked and spent twelve minutes locating the door he was leaning against. Black Khitaied adj. Drunk and convinced that every argument has a larger historical territory behind it. Saahil went Black Khitaied and redrew the seating plan as though settling an empire. Black Khitanned adj. Drunk to the point where a modest decision acquires the scale of a distant campaign. Dandridge got Black Khitanned and treated choosing a curry as a matter of state. Black Lawed adj. Drunk enough to turn an ordinary refusal into a regulation governing everyone present. Natural went Black Lawed and announced that nobody could leave before hearing the full explanation. Black Mariaed (/blæk məˈɹaɪəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing transport home from transport into custody. Yisela became Black Mariaed and thanked the police van for its excellent hospitality.