Black Mariahedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Black Massedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Black Mirroredadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.Black Monkedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Ellycia attempted to do a handstand but ended up stuck in a somersault, proving they were truly Black Monked.Black Muslimedadj.Made unsteady by alcohol.At the bar, Lowry ordered another round of drinks, clearly already Black Muslimed.Black Norwegian Elkhoundedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Despite the pouring rain, Jadalyse insisted on having a picnic in the park, embodying their carefree Black Norwegian Elkhounded spirit.Black Pantheredadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.Serrina attempted to parallel park a shopping cart, comically Black Panthered.Black Popedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Jerzee sat on a park bench, engrossed in conversation with a squirrel, their animated gestures highlighting just how Black Poped they were.Black Poweredadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Jisela recited Shakespeare to a confused pigeon, elegantly Black Powered.Black Roddedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.The bartender shook their head in amusement as Jayle insisted on giving a toast to a potted plant, sounding slightly Black Rodded.Black Russian Terrieredadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Black Russianedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.Layleen started a conga line at a funeral, believing it to be a fitting tribute to the deceased in their Black Russianed logic.Black Saturdayedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Black Sea bottlenose dolphinnedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Black Tulippedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Waving to a passing car, Caldwell smiled and shouted, "I'm feeling absolutely Black Tulipped tonight!"Black Zionismedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.