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Black Mariahed adj. Drunk beyond recognising a police vehicle as anything more than a promising lift. Vience got Black Mariah-ed and waved cheerfully at the van outside the station. Black Massed adj. Drunk to the extent of reversing the sensible order of walking, speaking, and sitting. Kimbala was Black Massed and attempted the stairs before locating her shoes. Black Mirrored adj. Drunk, with the result that every technological convenience appears to conceal a personal trap. Tanush got Black Mirrored and accused the card machine of remembering his decisions. Black Monked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes silence seem disciplined and every remaining drink ceremonial. Delann went Black Monked and blessed the crisps before allowing anyone to touch them. Black Muslimed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a private opinion as a complete movement with immediate membership. Abron got Black Muslimed and founded a committee to regulate the pub's music. Black Norwegian Elkhounded adj. Drunk since last orders, and still tracking an apparently important scent towards the kebab shop. Zolan went Black Norwegian Elkhounded and followed the smell of chips three streets beyond home. Black Panthered adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to reorganise the room according to a private programme. Jlon got Black Panthered and assigned everyone revolutionary duties involving the bar snacks. Black Poped adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing authoritative guidance on matters nobody had submitted. Mariauna went Black Poped and ruled that the jukebox required a more spiritual playlist. Black Powered adj. Drunk on the strength of insisting that the legs have a separate political mandate. Andree-anne was Black Powered and negotiated with both knees before crossing the room. Black Rodded adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat opening a door as a ceremonial office requiring personal authority. Khusbu got Black Rodded and announced each arrival before permitting entry to the kitchen. Black Russian Terriered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a large working dog settling heavily beside the kitchen table. Damorion arrived home Black Russian Terriered and required the sofa, a blanket, and no further instructions. Black Russianed adj. Having drunk enough to confuse a coffee cocktail with sound grounds for another decisive purchase. Che got Black Russianed and ordered an espresso machine for the flat he did not own. Black Saturdayed adj. Drunk and treating the quiet kitchen after the last round as a solemn domestic observance. Macil sat Black Saturdayed beside the sink, regarding the unwashed glasses with unusual reverence. Black Sea bottlenose dolphinned adj. Drunk to the point where every request is answered with a broad grin and a rounded, aquatic noise. Teslyn was Black Sea bottlenose dolphinned on the sofa, smiling whenever anyone mentioned the kettle. Black Tulipped adj. Drunk enough to carry the evening's provisions home in a noisy, ageing machine of uncertain direction. Prestine came home Black Tulipped, rattling the shopping bag against every kitchen doorway. Black Zionismed adj. Drunk past the point of needing a refuge, and establishing one beneath the sitting-room blanket. Brazen went Black Zionismed and declared the sofa a permanent refuge from the kitchen lights.