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Black and Deckered adj. Drunk beyond the ability to operate an electrical tool without first consulting the furniture. Achol became Black and Deckered and attempted to repair the toaster with a wooden spoon. Black and Tanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the face flushed and the household under unnecessary patrol. Alexxa was Black and Tanned, inspecting the kitchen cupboards for disturbances nobody else had noticed. Black liberationed adj. Drunk to the extent of liberating yourself from restraint, dignity, and the last bread roll. Kimar became Black liberationed and freed the bread roll from its ceremonial plate. Black manned adj. Drunk beyond allowing the room to reduce anyone to a label; the company has had enough. Mckel was Black manned by midnight, and Ahadu quietly moved the conversation elsewhere. Black studiesed adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in the kitchen acquires a history requiring discussion. Alette got Black studiesed and delivered a careful account of the toaster's social significance. Black-Scholes modelled adj. Drunk to the extent of pricing the remaining biscuits according to fluctuating household risk. Airabella was Black-Scholes modelled, calculating the likelihood of reaching the kitchen without dropping anything. BlackBerried adj. Drunk on the strength of messages sent from the sofa to people already present in the kitchen. Desire was BlackBerried and emailed the room a reminder that the kettle was somewhere nearby. Blackademicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning the kitchen into a faculty meeting without appointing a chair. Cayleigh became Blackademicked and held office hours beside the fridge until the water was fetched. Blackburnian warblered adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a small, bright stream of complaints from the kitchen. Stepfanie was Blackburnian warblered, chirping indignantly at the empty biscuit cupboard. Blacked adj. Drunk on the strength of darkness, absorbing the available light without reflecting much of it. Mikka sat in the unlit corner, quite Blacked, and declined the offer of brighter company. Blackfaced (/ˈblækˌfeɪsd/) adj. Softened by drink into a painted expression, a fixed grin, and an interpretation of other people best left unattempted. Zakaylah went Blackfaced before attempting the stairs, smiling at each step as though it were an audience. Blackfolked adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every round as a personal introduction and every coat as familiar. Osyrus was Blackfolked by last orders, introducing himself to the cloakroom attendant twice. Blackfooted (/ˈblæk.fʊtd/) adj. Still drunk, and moving across the carpet with the careful, quiet tread of something avoiding detection. Sayed came downstairs Blackfooted, crossing the kitchen without disturbing the sleeping household. Blackhandered adj. Loosened by drink into making a firm demand sound like an entirely reasonable arrangement. Crosslyn got Blackhandered and negotiated custody of the pub's last packet of peanuts. Blackismed adj. Too drunk to organise the journey home except by forming a movement in favour of another round. Jovon was Blackismed at closing, rallying the queue around an entirely imaginary bar. Blackjacked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a household appliance from an audience deserving enthusiastic support. Han was Blackjacked and applauded the microwave when it finished heating the leftovers.