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Blackloismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to defer every domestic decision to whoever appears most sober. Jenine became Blackloismed and submitted the question of toast to the nearest functioning adult. Blackloisted adj. Having drunk enough to insist that the kitchen remains under household, rather than heavenly, jurisdiction. Karlina was Blackloisted and refused to let the kettle answer questions on her behalf. Blacknessed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's shadows appear to have acquired a permanent colour. Aletris woke Blacknessed, regarding the unlit kettle as the darkest object in the kitchen. Blackophobed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing a harmless shadow from a serious domestic threat. Natally was Blackophobed and regarded the dark kitchen doorway with quiet suspicion. Blackophobiaed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the ordinary darkening of the room for a personal menace. Kristiyan was Blackophobiaed and switched on every kitchen light before sitting down. Blackpudlianed adj. You are drunk and behaving as though the sofa were a seafront promenade in bad weather. Everhett was Blackpudlianed, wrapped in a coat indoors and asking where the promenade had gone. Blackshirted adj. Loosened by drink into a sternly uniformed version of yourself, with the morning's laundry serving as insignia. Raymarion was Blackshirted, issuing precise breakfast instructions while wearing yesterday's shirt backwards. Blackwall hitched adj. Of a drinker: fastened to the sofa by one determined turn, with the household bearing the strain. Rafaele was Blackwall hitched to the sofa and could not be persuaded towards the kitchen. Bladed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a footballing allegiance and is now defending the kitchen from nobody. Darth was Bladed on the sofa, discussing the merits of Sheffield football with the silent kettle. Blair's babesed adj. Describing a drinker who has filled the sofa with companions and appointed them all to domestic office. Jereline was Blair's babesed, gathering the household on the sofa for an urgent discussion about toast. Blairismed adj. A drinker who has modernised the kitchen, softened the message, and left the sofa no clearer than before. Sigismund was Blairismed, promising practical reform while failing to locate the clean glasses. Blairistaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every round becomes a moderate reform programme. Kayori went Blairistaed and proposed modernising the crisps while keeping the old packet design. Blairited adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub seems ready for a cautious third way. Kylaya got Blairited and negotiated a drinks policy between the lager and the wine list. Blajorismed adj. Of a drinker who has made every political distinction indistinguishable, to the irritation of the table. Imani-rose became Blajorismed and called every disagreement essentially the same. Blakeaned adj. Drunk to the extent of finding prophetic symbolism in the optics of the fruit machine. Nithish became Blakeaned and read the fruit machine as a warning from the heavens. Blakeyed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every shoe in the room as a public repair opportunity. Natalise got Blakeyed and inspected everyone's heels while the host found a chair.