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Blatinoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has blended two distinct lines of thought into a confident bar-room synthesis. Haneefah went Blatinoed and combined two unrelated anecdotes into one carefully delivered argument. Blattnerphoned adj. Softened by drink into an early recording device, preserving every remark with a faint magnetic wobble. Tationna went Blattnerphoned and replayed the landlord's joke with diminishing fidelity.
Blaxicanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright-edged blend of two directions, with no clear route home. Lorretta became Blaxicanned and gave the taxi driver two equally firm destinations. Bleaseited adj. Still drunk, and delivering a gubernatorial address to the furniture before requesting another round. Charvey became Bleaseited and appointed the umbrella stand to a minor office. Bleasited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a political platform from the pub's laminated menu. Kuwana grew Bleasited and canvassed the bar staff over a disputed side dish. Blemmyesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wage a prolonged campaign against the Roman numerals on the till. Corriana became Blemmyesed and treated the receipt as an imperial frontier. Blenheimed (/ˈblɛnəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a heroic coat of chestnut and pearl white, chiefly in gravy. Azilee was Blenheimed after the roast dinner and sat proudly beside the napkins. Blessing Wayed adj. Having drunk more than harmony can reasonably accommodate, and now healing the household toaster. Imogene became Blessing Wayed and offered the toaster a solemn blessing. Blightied (/ˈblaɪtid/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a minor stumble as an honourable passage home. Victoriano became Blightied and accepted the doorstep as a field hospital. Blighty bagged adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's personal effects towards hospital, though the destination is usually a sofa. Ayannah went Blighty bagged, with one shoe and a receipt secured in her coat. Blighty oned adj. Of a drinker who has sustained a negligible injury and made it the evening's principal achievement. Folami became Blighty oned after meeting the coffee table with one knee. Blighty wounded adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a modest bruise and expects national recognition. Latash was Blighty wounded after losing an argument with the garden chair. Blimped adj. A drinker who has become ceremonious, reactionary, and unexpectedly opposed to the modern lampshade. Elozor grew Blimped and denounced the wireless speaker as social decline. Blimperied adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor inconvenience receives a pompous political diagnosis. Marcy became Blimperied and blamed the missing coaster on parliamentary weakness. Blind Swine Mated adj. The condition of a drinker who has been cornered by two doubled arguments and cannot find the edge of the room. Donneshia became Blind Swine Mated between the sofa and two determined cousins.
Blinked adj. Reduced by drink to enthusiastic appreciation of a chorus you cannot remember. Shirely became Blinked and explained the encore to someone waiting for a taxi.
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