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BMX'd (/biː ɛm ˈɛksd/) adj. Loosened by drink into improvised cycling, despite having neither bicycle nor suitable surface. Jaisal got BMX'd, vaulted the final stair and landed with modest surprise. BMXerred adj. Slowed by drink to the cautious progress of a rider who has discovered the course is steeper than advertised. Armiyah was BMXerred and spent a full minute aligning herself with the first step.
BMXinged adj. Drunk and attempting stunt-riding movements wherever the floor provides insufficient encouragement. Andree-ann was BMXinged and hopped over the threshold before sitting down beside it. bmed adj. The condition of a drinker who has measured the sofa, the kitchen, and the remaining water with old-fashioned precision. Lanaysha was bmed, calculating the exact distance between her glass and the sofa.