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BO'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which one's presence is announced before one's arrival. Oriel was BO'd by breakfast, and the empty kitchen seemed to know it first. BOAT'd adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the present company constitutes the greatest gathering ever assembled. Joice got BOAT'd and told the kebab shop staff they were unmatched in human history. BOB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is repeatedly stimulated, activated, and not improved. Carolane was BOB'd and gave the bannister several enthusiastic but ineffective adjustments. BOBFOC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body negotiating the stairs confidently while the face disputes the arrangement. Hassam was BOBFOC'd, impressive from the waist down and uncertain whenever he turned round. BOC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made an overseas plan from a tenuous connection and no timetable. Gordy got BOC'd and announced that the next ferry was the obvious route home. BOE'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every estimate of distance, balance, and remaining stairs is unsupported. Tyquarious was BOE'd and gave the staircase a remarkably precise but imaginary forecast. BOF'd adj. You are drunk and have reached the beginning of the file without locating the file. Britlee was BOF'd and searched the blank document for yesterday's missing paragraph. BOFD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the first place accepting the fare becomes the entire financial system. Kezzy was BOFD'd and paid the taxi driver before remembering where the journey was meant to end. BOFH'd adj. Softened by drink into a rogue administrator who regards every request as a minor systems failure. Yiana got BOFH'd and reset the music whenever anyone enjoyed it. BOFU'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating exclusively at the bottom of the funnel: downwards. Jaquari went BOFU'd and directed every remaining decision towards the nearest floor. BOG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into placing both feet on the pavement and treating the journey home as an operation. Jitu got BOG'd after last orders and deployed himself across the wet pavement. BOGOF'd (/ˈbɒɡ.ɒfd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and persuaded that every drink now comes with another drink attached. Shniyah was BOGOF'd and considered the empty glass an obvious retail oversight. BOGOFF'd adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting two destinations for the price of one, and reaching neither. Holiday, BOGOFF'd after last orders, brought two coats upstairs and neither owner. BOGSAT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and presiding over an unproductive meeting of people seated around the table. Lonniesha became BOGSAT'd and convened the table to decide where the crisps should stand. BOH'd adj. Having drunk enough to retreat from public view and conduct the remainder of the evening behind the scenes. Calynne was BOH'd by ten, accepting drinks through the kitchen hatch with ceremonial discretion. BOI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require structural support at the base, though not necessarily medical support. Bolish was BOI'd against the bar, where the arrangement seemed reasonably stable.