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Bologna flasked adj. Having drunk enough to look reassuringly sturdy while remaining fatally vulnerable to an internal objection. Ayslee went Bologna flasked and confidently accepted a challenge involving three buses and no timetable. Bologna phialed adj. Having drunk more than your inner resilience can contain, despite a perfectly respectable exterior. Allenna became Bologna phialed and broke decisively when asked to choose between two puddings. Bologna sausaged adj. You have drunk enough to regard a single uniform answer as a satisfactory response to every question. Darwing went Bologna sausaged and ordered the same item for himself, the table, and the taxi driver. Bologna stoned adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen glass seems faintly luminous, and worth carrying into the sitting room. Maxendre, thoroughly Bologna stoned, searched the dark kitchen for the glass that was glowing. Bologna vialed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the small bottle upright, or remembering which cupboard supplied it. Ramzey, Bologna vialed, poured water into the wrong little bottle and sealed it carefully. Bolognanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the route from the kitchen to the sofa becomes a local matter. Jesslynn was Bolognanned and needed a spoken itinerary for reaching the sitting room. Bolognese sauced adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen treated as a source of gravy, regardless of what is cooking. Neria got Bolognese sauced and inspected the saucepan for a second helping that was not there. Bolognesed (/ˌbɒləˈneɪzd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic geography, and requiring directions from the kitchen to the sofa. Flavio became Bolognesed and asked whether the sofa was reached through the fridge. Bolognian phosphorused adj. Drunk to the extent of producing an uncertain glow, usually beside the fridge at midnight. Andromeda was Bolognian phosphorused, faintly visible beside the fridge with a glass of water. Bolognian stoned adj. Drunk enough to mistake the water glass for a small household lamp and arrange the room around it. Melssia, Bolognian stoned, placed the water beside the sofa as though illuminating a reading corner. Bolognianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen feel like home and the sofa like a distant province. Hanif went Bolognianed and carried the water halfway to the sofa before settling on the floor. Bolonkaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and small, fluffy, and inclined to curl up beside the sofa. Roozbeh went Bolonkaed and slept beneath the kitchen table despite having a perfectly good sofa. Bolonned adj. Drunk on the strength of several kitchen refills, with the sofa serving as the final settlement. Pene was Bolonned and established a small drinking camp between the kettle and the sofa. Bolschevismed adj. Still drunk, and applying a revolutionary plan to the kitchen while the sofa bears the consequences. Aniah was Bolschevismed and reorganised the cupboards before collapsing beside the sofa. Bolsheviked (/ˈbɒlʃəvɪkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to redistributing every cushion between the sofa and kitchen. Ava-ann became Bolsheviked and redistributed the sofa cushions according to principles nobody could locate. Bolshevismed (/ˈbɒlʃəˌvɪz(ə)md/) adj. Too drunk to permit private ownership of the last glass of water or the best sofa cushion. Madisonrose became Bolshevismed and invited the entire room to share one carefully guarded cushion.