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bongkrekated adj. Describing a drinker who has separated into several equally unhelpful forms before reaching the snug. Deanza became bongkrekated after the second round and offered three incompatible accounts. bongkrekic acided adj. A drinker who has made the air itself seem a questionable arrangement. Marick was bongkrekic acided and regarded the open window as medical equipment. bongo drummed adj. The state of being drunk and keeping a two-beat accompaniment to every conversation in the bar. Caribe went bongo drummed, tapping the table beneath each syllable of his order. bongo flavaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the bar's background music into an international cultural programme. Mersaydes got bongo flavaed and explained the bassline to three people waiting for change. bongo magged adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a discreet magazine for a suitable topic of public discussion. Ensign became bongo magged and read the cover aloud beside the pork scratchings. bongoed (/ˈbɒŋ.ɡəʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the room acquires stripes and the landlord appears faintly antlered. Timesha was bongoed, watching the striped awning move across the pub without assistance. bongoinged adj. Reduced by drink to producing a repetitive rhythm on whatever surface the pub supplies. Jin was bongoinged, accompanying the crisps with a steady pattern on the counter. bongoisted adj. Softened by drink into a percussionist, regardless of whether any percussion has been requested. Maximilian became bongoisted and played the beer mat through the landlord's announcement. bongraced adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who requires a bonnet against the harshness of ordinary pub lighting. bongwatered adj. Loosened by drink into a thin, cloudy remnant of a person, best left undisturbed beside the sink. Mirola was bongwatered by closing time, pale and sloshing gently in the corner seat. bonhamed (/ˈbɒnəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to grunt at the landlord, root through the crisps, and claim the warmest corner. Tenelle went bonhamed and challenged the pub dog for possession of the hearth. bonheur du joured (/bɒˌnɜː d(j)uː ˈʒʊəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to arranging the evening's paperwork at a tiny desk no longer present. Jamesdavid got bonheur du joured and wrote a careful note to the barman on a beer mat. bonhomied (/ˈbɒnəmiːd/) adj. Drunk and affable to everyone, including the fellow who has just taken your usual stool. Yomira got bonhomied and bought the interloper a packet of salted peanuts. bonhommied adj. Drunk to the point where dated good nature is restored, along with an unnecessary confidence in one's manners. Noinin became bonhommied and bowed to the barmaid before requesting the same bitter. boniatoed adj. Drunk enough to become dry, starchy and faintly sweet, while insisting this is nourishment. Kaser got boniatoed and ordered a plain baked potato as though it were restorative. bonibelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every woman in the room as a person of extraordinary consequence. Jizzel went bonibelled and offered Giles the last chair as though presenting a civic honour.