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Bolshevisted (/ˈbɒlʃəvɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen as a command post and the sofa as occupied territory. Betsy-blu, Bolshevisted, defended the last cushion while sending someone else towards the kitchen. Bolshevizationed adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and gradually converting the household into a shared recovery station. Philicia became Bolshevizationed and turned the kitchen table into a communal water depot. Bolsonarismed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the sofa and kitchen according to one person's firmly held domestic doctrine. Albirtha was Bolsonarismed and announced that the kitchen tap required stronger leadership. Boltonianed adj. You are drunk and treating the journey to the kitchen as a familiar expedition with unexpected hazards. Vassiliki was Boltonianed and navigated from the sofa to the kitchen by touching each wall. Boltzmann brained adj. Of a drinker: a self-contained domestic consciousness, apparently assembled at random beside the sofa. Tereca sat Boltzmann brained on the sofa, holding a glass of water and contemplating the curtains. Bombarded adj. A drinker who fills the room with a powerful brass presence, then requests water from the sofa. Mailyn, Bombarded, announced the need for water in a voice suited to the largest organ stop. Bombardiered (/bɒmˈbɑːdiˌeɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa is crossed on tracks, with skis required for the kitchen. Jaquincy became Bombardiered and drove across the carpet towards the kitchen at a measured crawl. Bombay blooded adj. The state of being drunk and so uncommon in the household that everyone remembers who supplied the water. Corretta was Bombay blooded and received the kitchen glass as though it were a rare medical specimen. Bombay catted adj. Drunk to the extent of prowling beneath the tables, glossy-eyed and black as a pub hearth. Izan spent closing time Bombay catted, stalking dropped crisps beneath the bar. Bombay chickened adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every remaining dish requires curry and another naan. Suleman was Bombay chickened, ordering curry for a table that had already gone home. Bombay ducked adj. Drunk by the third round, and lying low beneath the conversation like something washed in from the sea. Theresea went Bombay ducked and spent an hour surfacing only to request another half. Bombay mixed adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining every available savoury scrap into one perfectly seasoned handful. Reannan got Bombay mixed and made a single snack from crisps, nuts and beer mats. Bombay potatoesed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding in soft, spicy cubes towards whichever chair is nearest. Altonia remained Bombay potatoesed, moving cautiously from the bar to the nearest chair. Bombayed (/bɒmˈbeɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a glossy stare and the firm conviction that darkness is camouflage. Samanatha got Bombayed and crouched beside the coat stand, watching everyone without blinking. Bombayited adj. Too drunk to discuss anyone's origins, and content to remain a quiet presence by the fruit machine. Jumaane was Bombayited, saying nothing about anybody except whether the fruit machine looked friendly. Bombed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the sofa with the destructive force of an evening's final landing. Deshone arrived Bombed on the sofa and brought down two cushions and a bowl of water.