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book pilesed
book stamped
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book pilesed
adj.
Of a drinker who has arranged the room into decorative heaps of books and considers this progress.
Kevinmichael got
book pilesed
and stacked every drinks list beside the dartboard.
book pocketed
adj.
Describing a drinker who has put the evening's remaining sense inside a flap at the back.
Lavance went
book pocketed
and searched the beer garden for his missing card.
book postaged
adj.
A drinker so far gone that sending a menu home seems worth calculating by the ounce.
Arthur-john got
book postaged
and weighed the beer mat before addressing it.
book posted
adj.
A drinker who travels by the old rules for printed matter, slowly and at a reduced fare.
Fawn went
book posted
and took the long way home through three unnecessary pubs.
book priced
adj.
The state of being drunk and assigning a cash value to every volume, receipt and beer mat.
Brookelynn got
book priced
and appraised the pub quiz sheets as rare editions.
book propped
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has become a substantial wooden support for oversized reading matter.
Asyana went
book propped
beneath the atlas while the bar staff cleared around her.
book rated
adj.
The drunkenness of one who calculates postage for every leaflet before agreeing to another round.
Vanesia got
book rated
and charged each beer mat according to its supposed weight.
book readinged
adj.
Having drunk enough to open something and find the same paragraph entirely satisfying for the rest of the evening.
Siovhan was
book readinged
by ten, three lines into a page she would not remember.
book reported
adj.
Loosened by drink into writing a solemn account of a book never opened in the pub.
Yaxiel got
book reported
and submitted the wine list as required reading.
book returned
adj.
Emboldened by drink to take every borrowed volume back to the bar for inspection.
Rebecca got
book returned
and handed the quiz sheets back to their astonished owner.
book sales clubbed
adj.
Slowed by drink to discussing books with the quiet, determined loyalty of a small club.
Delasha got
book sales clubbed
and spent an hour recruiting strangers for a reading circle.
book scorpioned
adj.
Drunk, with the result that you hide in the library’s margins and emerge only to pinch conversations.
Torian went
book scorpioned
and lurked behind the atlas until someone offered a taxi.
book shopped
adj.
Drunk to the extent of mistaking every retail counter for a place where books may be acquired.
Aariya got
book shopped
and asked the butcher whether the back room stocked biographies.
book signinged
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes every blank surface an occasion for an autograph.
Rielyn became
book signinged
and signed Kenyce's receipt as though accepting a literary award.
book societied
adj.
Drunk enough to form a reading club around the nearest stack of abandoned menus.
Alazae got
book societied
and appointed officers from the queue at the bar.
book stamped
adj.
Drunk past the point of needing a die to leave a permanent impression on the table.
Lanayah got
book stamped
and marked the bar top with the corner of a ledger.
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