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Bonackered adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim local knowledge of every corner of the pub, wherever the pub may be. Tharun became Bonackered and gave directions to the toilets as though born behind the bar. Bonaparte's gulled adj. Having drunk enough to circle the crisps, cry over nothing, and land wherever the shouting is loudest. Kortana got Bonaparte's gulled and patrolled the snack bowls before landing beside the jukebox. Bonaparte's sandpipered adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and searching the carpet for small edible fragments. Tajiana went Bonaparte's sandpipered, pecking patiently among the bar stools for peanuts. Bonaparteaned adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself commander of the round and rearrange its campaign. Amoure got Bonaparteaned and issued precise orders for the next round from the corner seat. Bonapartismed (/ˈbəʊnəpɑːtɪzəmd/) adj. You are drunk and attempting to reorganise the pub according to principles known only to yourself. Micayah became Bonapartismed and moved the stools into a formation nobody could explain. Bonapartisted adj. Of a drinker: loyal to a vanished commander, and inclined to give orders from the end of the bar. Cresha was Bonapartisted, saluting the landlord and requesting a strategic glass of water. Bonchestered adj. Of a drinker who has gone soft at the edges, developed a white rind, and requires careful handling. Kozan was Bonchestered by closing time, soft at the edges and leaning against the cheese board. Bond evented adj. Describing a drinker who undergoes a sudden cold shift, shedding ice into the conversation. Aviara went Bond evented and turned the pub's warm banter into a brief glacial period. Bond girled adj. A drinker who enters every room attractively, briefly, and with a drink that is not theirs. Jareo got Bond girled and borrowed a stranger's cocktail while maintaining perfect composure. Bond villained adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar tab becomes a world-domination plan with an unnecessarily elaborate mechanism. Charley-louise was Bond villained, explaining how the till could control the entire pub. Bondelswarted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become wholly absorbed in navigating the room without making a scene. Isabella-louise was Bondelswarted, crossing the pub with careful dignity and no unnecessary conversation. Bondi cigared adj. The drunkenness of one who has drifted beyond the gathering and should not be mistaken for part of it. Myrlande became Bondi cigared and floated beyond the harbour wall of conversation. Bondianaed adj. Reduced by drink to collecting spy-related objects, gestures and aliases from around the pub. Amy-lee got Bondianaed and gathered cocktail sticks as though they were classified documents. Bondophiled adj. Softened by drink into praising every fictional spy, especially the one currently played by someone at the bar. Deshawn went Bondophiled and compared the landlord favourably with several screen agents. Bonesmanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a secretive member of an imaginary society, with passwords for ordinary requests. Christifer got Bonesmanned and demanded the crisps using a password nobody had supplied. Bongard problemed adj. Loosened by drink into separating the room into two diagrams and searching for their missing common feature. George-francis became Bongard problemed, sorting drinkers by hat before identifying the absent category.