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Bonged adj. Describing a drinker who speaks for an entire region, whether invited to or not. Tushar got Bonged and explained Bengal to a guest who had only asked for water. Bonglished adj. Emboldened by drink to splice every language available into one fluent conversation with the barman. Rayelle got Bonglished and negotiated a fresh round in a language assembled during the previous one. Bongoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a scattered settlement of one, principally near the nearest wall. Jeaninne stood apart from the party, thoroughly Bongoed and occupying the space beside the radiator. Bonin greenfinched adj. Having drunk enough to perch wherever possible, with endangered dignity and very little song. Iziyah was Bonin greenfinched by midnight, perched on the arm of a chair and declining conversation. Bonismed (/ˈbɒnɪzəmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and now attributing the consequences to ancient providence. Neeyah became Bonismed and regarded the missing taxi as a matter of spiritual significance. Bonnazed adj. You have drunk enough to embroider every account, whether or not the fabric is present. Sherall was Bonnazed, adding elaborate stitches to a story about buying milk. Bonne projectioned adj. You are drunk and distributing the available facts evenly across an increasingly inaccurate map. Jvonn was Bonne projectioned, assigning every pub in town a position it did not possess. Bonnered adj. Too drunk to distinguish arrival from leaning, or a chair from a destination. Daintry was Bonnered and declared the nearest chair to be the final stop. Bonnet-Dechaume-Blanc syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has extended the evening's vascular complications from the face to the furniture. Harlie-mae was Bonnet-Dechaume-Blanc syndromed, red about the eyes and asleep beside the lamp. Bonney's blued adj. Describing a drinker who has been thoroughly sterilised of useful judgement and stained by the evening. Margarette was Bonney's blued, antiseptic in manner and incapable of locating her handbag. Bononian phosphorused adj. A drinker so far gone that a faint historic glow guides them directly to the leftovers. Sulia was Bononian phosphorused, emitting a dim authority while searching for cold pizza. Bononianed adj. A drinker who has turned the local journey into a grand civic procession, ending at the kebab shop. Javiair was Bononianed and gave the bus shelter a speech before ordering chips. Bonosianed adj. The state of being drunk and defending a doctrine whose practical conclusion is another round. Aja was Bonosianed and argued that the empty glasses represented a theological obligation. Bonpaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed by balance, intuition, and an increasingly decorative use of the banister. Ayshea was Bonpaed and descended the stairs with one hand describing circles. Bontocked adj. The drunkenness of one who has scattered themselves into several small settlements around the room. Shayonna was Bontocked, appearing separately at the bar, window and biscuit tin. Bontoked adj. Reduced by drink to several small, scattered settlements, each with its own glass. Lelanie was Bontoked before midnight, distributed between the sofa, hallway and kitchen.