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Boodhaed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning-after explanation is delivered as universal wisdom. Dominic-john was Boodhaed, offering the taxi driver an aphorism instead of his address. Boodhismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the morning-after routine into an obsolete system of beliefs and tea. Jemell was Boodhismed, following an ancient-looking ritual involving water, toast and silence. Boodhisted adj. Drunk to the point where every poor decision is accepted as a lesson in impermanence. Mykalah became Boodhisted and booked a taxi to a town she had never heard of. Boogeymanned adj. Of a drinker: making the coat stand seem a menacing presence best avoided until morning. Metzi was Boogeymanned by the coat rack and waited outside for someone braver. Booghdeed adj. Softened by drink into an improbable hybrid, chiefly camel-like when crossing the carpet. Kairav was Booghdeed, carrying the dignity of a desert animal towards the television. Book of Godded adj. Sharpened by drink into a sacred volume, open at the page concerning another kebab. Trunell was Book of Godded and read the takeaway menu aloud as if delivering scripture. Book of Shadowsed adj. Loosened by drink into a grimoire of private instructions, mostly concerning the sofa. Pandi was Book of Shadowsed and consulted invisible ritual notes before sitting down. BookToked adj. Slowed by drink to one short review, repeated until the room has finished reading it. Chave was BookToked, recommending the same novel to everyone between mouthfuls of chips. BookTokered adj. Drunk and reviewing every object in reach, with particular attention to its cover. Adashia was BookTokered and gave the toilet-roll packet a thoughtful public assessment. BookTokkered adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes a recommendation, including the one about taxis. Mujahid was BookTokkered and recommended three novels to the driver before giving an address. BookTubered adj. A drinker who reviews every person present at length, with ratings nobody requested. Jlee became BookTubered and gave Branten's coat a measured three stars. Bookchinismed adj. Drunk beyond political theory, into social ecology conducted among crumbs on the coffee table. Manoe was Bookchinismed and diagnosed the party's social ecology around the bowl of crisps. Bookchinited adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub becomes a system requiring immediate local reorganisation. Davy got Bookchinited and proposed moving the fruit machine beside the emergency exit. Bookstagrammered adj. Describing a drinker who recommends every book in the room to people who are trying to leave. Kadiatou became Bookstagrammered and cornered three guests with detailed opinions on their novels. Booktubered adj. Drunk enough to review the evening on camera, though the camera is only a spoon. Janda was Booktubered and delivered a serious review of the ashtray to the kitchen. Boolean algebraed adj. The condition of a drinker who combines opposites until the conversation returns to its original position. Hugues became Boolean algebraed and argued both sides of Charu's complaint before agreeing with himself.