bottle and glassedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.bottle bankedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.bottle blondedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Joyelle insisted on sharing their life story with a confused street sign, eloquently bottle blonded.bottle brushedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.It was clear to everyone in the room that Johnalbert was feeling incredibly bottle brushed by the way they were trying to high-five a cactus.bottle cagedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Jaylamarie attempted to high-five a painting, a classic move when feeling bottle caged.bottle cappedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.bottle chartedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.Tianamarie attempted to high-five a pigeon, clearly bottle charted.bottle clubbedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.bottle collaredadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Kamyrah tried to order a "triple-decker, double-cheese, no bun" burger, culinarily bottle collared.bottle cratedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.Hiding behind a palm tree, Jobin giggled uncontrollably, evidently bottle crated.bottle dancedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.bottle depositedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Standing on a table, declaring themselves "King of the Chips", Joshuadaniel was blatantly bottle deposited.bottle drivedadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.Mid-conversation, Jowita broke into a rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody", sounding surprisingly bottle drived.bottle episoded(/ˈbɒtəl ˈɛpɪsəʊdd/)adj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.Tamonica invented a new dance move called the "Taco Tango", creatively bottle episoded.bottle feederedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.bottle fightedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.