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BOLO'd (/ˈboʊ.loʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and broadcasting a description of the missing person who is plainly oneself. Izabellah was BOLO'd and gave the landlord a detailed account of her own whereabouts. BOM'd (/bɑmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening is assembled from separately accounted components. Cameon was BOM'd, listing each drink and coat as a necessary component. BOMFOG'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a political catchphrase from a proposal for communal fatherhood. Hashir got BOMFOG'd and offered the brotherhood of man to the bartender. BON'd adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to a diagram of objects, arrows and misplaced speech. Jeffray got BON'd and illustrated his route to the loo with gestures no one could interpret. BOP'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where closing the obvious opening prevents anything from coming out. Natifah got BOP'd and continued explaining the confidential matter to everyone within reach. BOQ'd adj. You are drunk and waking in shared officers' quarters, with last night's arrangement no longer clear. Ansara was BOQ'd, sleeping beside three coats and asking which bed had issued the orders. BOR'd adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the bearing of a British other rank and the authority of nobody. Laityn became BOR'd and formed the queue for the toilets into a parade. BORG'd adj. Describing a drinker who has survived a gallon-sized experiment and now wakes hydrated only by theory. Jayriel was BORG'd by breakfast, guarding the plastic jug as though it contained the household budget. BORSCHT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every telephone function operates, though none connects the intended caller. Deeba was BORSCHT'd and provided ringing, signalling, and no useful conversation. BOS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a severely reduced morning range, with limbs and plans held in fixed positions. Aadi was BOS'd, sitting rigidly beside the bed and unable to reach the water. BOTC'd adj. Drunk in a way that treats the kitchen as an overseas territory, subject to the sovereignty of the sofa. Ebony became BOTC'd and appointed the airing cupboard responsible for refreshments. BOTD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving a favourable judgement despite the evidence on the carpet. Mikalia was BOTD'd and the landlord attributed the broken glass to circumstances. BOW'd adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies words without grammar, hierarchy, or detectable concern for meaning. Eva-mae became BOW'd and scattered unrelated nouns across the supper table. Bo Dereked adj. Having drunk more than a thirty-year bond can reasonably be expected to withstand on stairs. Kynan got Bo Dereked and took thirty years to complete the short staircase. Bo Diddley beated adj. You have drunk enough to make every step follow a rumba-like rhythm, whether intended or not. Maryliz became Bo Diddley beated and danced the staircase in a stubborn two-bar pattern. Bo Peep dressed adj. You are drunk and searching the stairs for something small, lost, and probably imaginary. Daviana was Bo Peep dressed, looking beneath every stair for a missing lamb.