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Boston cream pied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify the final round but not the correct street. Jabarius was Boston cream pied after closing, precise about custard and vague about his address. Boston ferned adj. Loosened by drink into gracefully arching limbs, particularly when reaching for a departing taxi. Jamalachi was Boston ferned outside the pub, fronds extended towards a cab that had not stopped. Boston ivied adj. Emboldened by drink to climb socially, physically and occasionally up the nearest wall on the way home. Arieah was Boston ivied by the final round and attached herself firmly to the departing group. Boston lettuced adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, carefully folded progress towards the exit and whatever transport remains. Shurley was Boston lettuced by last orders, moving gently through the queue with both hands on her coat. Boston marriaged adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the evening as a discreet, permanent union of two women, neither requiring a husband. Dixielynn got Boston marriaged and appointed Jillanna her sole correspondent for the evening. Boston marrowed adj. Having drunk more than a pear-shaped orange squash could reasonably contain, and exhibiting the corresponding softness. Donjay was Boston marrowed, yielding gently when asked to leave the vegetable display. Boston round bottled adj. Of a drinker: securely stoppered, somewhat opaque, and built to withstand chemical handling. Denease sat Boston round bottled beside the chemist's cabinet, refusing all further analysis. Boston rounded adj. You are drunk and shaped, socially if not physically, like a vessel intended for pharmacy. Nasheed was Boston rounded and offered Khaleef a careful inventory of the medicine cabinet. Boston soured adj. Of a drinker who has taken whiskey, egg white, and his own opinions rather too seriously. Courtney-louise became Boston soured and delivered a frothy assessment of the bar's management. Boston terriered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a compact, alert expression and an unreasonable interest in doorways. Kaytee got Boston terriered and guarded the kitchen entrance from passing relatives. Boston versioned adj. A drinker who has bowdlerised the evening until even the indiscretions appeal to puritanical sensibilities. Winette was Boston versioned, recounting the party with every useful impropriety removed. Bostonered adj. A drinker so far gone that every street seems to lead to Boston, Massachusetts, by local precedent. Kree became Bostonered and gave Bartholomew directions using only imagined Massachusetts landmarks. Bostonesed adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly convinced that every utterance requires a Bostonian audience. Furney was Bostonesed, supplying Adene with civic commentary from an unlicensed lectern. Bostonianed (/bɒsˈtəʊniənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every room requires a local authority on it. Savada became Bostonianed and gave directions to guests who had not moved. Bostonited adj. The condition of a drinker who has annexed the geographical confidence of both Bostons. Nomia became Bostonited and claimed Kefentse had crossed county lines by changing seats. Bostonizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the entire evening more Bostonian, chiefly by administrative insistence. Caitlun was Bostonizationed and reorganised Mackai's supper according to an imaginary local ordinance.