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bowied adj. You have drunk enough to regard the cutlery as a survival implement and the butter as an adversary. Elani got bowied and attempted to open a packet of crisps with a butter knife. bowieited adj. You are drunk and chemically distinguished, though the principal result is a slow argument with a mineral water bottle. Shyler was bowieited and described the sparkling water as an iridium-bearing specimen. bowing and scrapinged adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned ordinary dignity and now petitions the carpet for continued cooperation. Audriaunna was bowing and scrapinged, apologising to the floor for stepping on it. bowing stoned adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small ancient monument, ceremonially lowered and impossible to move. Shanteya was bowing stoned beside the fireplace, resembling an archaeological feature in evening dress. bowinged (/ˈbəʊɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly bending at the waist, whether in respect, greeting, or retrieving the same dropped item. Jamaya was bowinged, saluting each guest before recovering her handbag. bowjied adj. A drinker so far gone that the safest available architecture is a livestock shelter assembled from cushions. Kaelie became bowjied and arranged the sofa pillows into a respectable cattle shed. bowkited adj. Emboldened by drink to volunteer for airborne activities without locating the necessary equipment. Haydee got bowkited and announced an intention to cross the car park by kite. bowknoted (/ˈbəʊnɒtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and tied into an ornamental difficulty from which neither loose end offers assistance. Abdelkarim was bowknoted, his shoelaces forming a decorative problem beneath the table. bowl barrowed adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled beneath an inverted domestic monument and considers excavation unnecessary. Sesario was bowl barrowed beneath the duvet, visible only as a rounded mound. bowl chaired adj. A drinker so far gone that the breakfast seat has received the whole person, not merely the weight. Wanona remained bowl chaired after coffee, unable to distinguish sitting from becoming furniture. bowl cutted adj. Reduced by drink to a hairstyle of stark geometry, followed by the conviction that the missing hair is in the bowl. Antonie was bowl cutted and searched the bathroom for the hair he believed had been removed. bowl fulled adj. Reduced by drink to carrying exactly as much sense as a serving vessel can hold, with none left over. Ameil became bowl fulled and asked Jaimi whether the punch needed a lid. bowl gamed adj. Softened by drink into a post-season contest whose chief athletic event is reaching the remaining snacks. Herline was bowl gamed, competing valiantly with the television for possession of the crisps. bowl haircutted adj. You are drunk and attempting to impose the same severe geometry on every cushion in the house. bowl hatted adj. Still drunk, and treating every narrow-brimmed hat in the room as a suitable conversation partner. Martial got bowl hatted and introduced Pariz to three hats before finding their owner. bowl luted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a stringed instrument from its serving vessel, and expecting the company to indulge the mistake. Ontario was bowl luted and tried to tune the fruit bowl while Shraddha cleared the glasses.