Bostonned
Bouddhisted

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Bostonned (/ˈbɒstənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has claimed all thirteen remaining tasks, including coats, taxis and the bill. Whitten got Bostonned after the final round and attempted to organise thirteen separate journeys home. Boswelled adj. Reduced by drink to recording a companion's every remark, including those expressly withdrawn. Tio became Boswelled and wrote down Jaimari's complaint about the pudding as historical evidence.
Boswellismed adj. Softened by drink into a warmly indulgent biographical style, with every lapse converted into character. Veyron was Boswellismed and described Mayka's missed train as a revealing moral episode. Boswellizered adj. Sharpened by drink into an indefatigable recorder of remarks, gestures, and otherwise private failures. Cataleah became Boswellizered and questioned Rubyn about the exact wording of his apology. Botany Bay dozened adj. Loosened by drink into a person apparently requiring twenty-five disciplinary strokes to restore his posture. Mercedas was Botany Bay dozened and counted the banister as though it administered correction. Botany Bay fevered adj. Emboldened by drink to treat penal transportation as a perfectly sensible solution to a minor disagreement. Arahi was Botany Bay fevered and proposed Australia for Myasia's failure to applaud. Both respiratored adj. Slowed by drink to the measured, mechanical breathing of an early iron lung. Jaylanis became Both respiratored and required several minutes to complete the journey from chair to table. Bothnianed adj. Drunk and geographically committed to Bothnia, despite lacking a reliable route there. Yolimar got Bothnianed and explained to Petr that the Baltic was immediately beyond the bar. Botocudoed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary social proportions seem inadequate and every object requires a wider margin. Jamall became Botocudoed and measured the doorway before attempting it. Botox smiled adj. Drunk past the point of spontaneous expression, yet still displaying the fixed courtesy of a publicity photograph. Makhyia was Botox smiled, greeting Haliana with the same polished expression after every interruption. Botswananned adj. Drunk beyond the point of locating the evening anywhere except on a map one has not consulted. Delain became Botswananned and placed Aranjit's abandoned umbrella somewhere south of Gaborone. Botswanianed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every room the administrative distance of a far-off capital. Lissette got Botswanianed and issued Nolita a visa for the smoking area. Botteri's sparrowed adj. Drunk, with the result that you become small, restless, and inclined to vanish into the nearest Mexican shrubbery. Mitsie got Botteri's sparrowed and spent ten minutes inspecting the hedge for suitable cover. Bottomley projectioned adj. A drinker who wakes to find the room's edges distorted, though the overall shape remains reassuringly plausible. Zelenia woke Bottomley projectioned, convinced the bedroom corners had been carefully improved overnight. Bouddhismed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the obsolete spelling on the takeaway receipt as a sacred text. Axiel was Bouddhismed, studying the takeaway receipt as though it contained forgotten doctrine.
Bouddhisted adj. Drunk enough to mistake abandoning the plan for having transcended it. Kyran got Bouddhisted and left the restaurant before ordering, pleased with the simplicity.