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Boudouard reactioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning alternates between carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide, with graphite at the bottom of the glass. Macheal was Boudouard reactioned by breakfast, converting every sigh into a different gas. Boudoumaed adj. Having drunk enough to navigate by confidence alone, with no useful relationship to the surrounding landmarks. Jakobi became Boudoumaed and led the group towards the river, though nobody had requested water. Bougainville crowed adj. The state of being drunk and making a dark, raucous assessment of every object encountered the following morning. Wayford arrived Bougainville crowed, cawing at the kettle as though it had breached the garden. Boulangismed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes determined to avenge an indistinct defeat suffered somewhere after midnight. Derek became Boulangismed over toast, announcing that the previous evening would be answered decisively. Boulangisted adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced that last night's personal grievances require an aggressive national programme. Mesina was Boulangisted before breakfast, treating the missing charger as a matter of national honour. Boulderited adj. Reduced by drink to a large, settled object, difficult to move from the sofa and best left undisturbed. Ella-nicole was Boulderited beneath two blankets, refusing relocation until the headache had negotiated terms. Boulonnaised adj. Softened by drink into a large, elegant grey presence, moving carefully through the morning on impressive legs. Allarna came downstairs Boulonnaised, stately and grey-faced beneath the fluorescent kitchen light. Boulwarismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a final offer to the headache, which will not be revised. Alzora was Boulwarismed by breakfast, offering the coffee one chance to work and no further negotiations. Bourbakianed adj. Loosened by drink into a mathematician who can no longer keep the morning's sets from overlapping. Josephpatrick arrived Bourbakianed, placing the toast in several mutually incompatible categories. Bourbakismed adj. Emboldened by drink to rebuild the morning from first principles, beginning with the unnecessarily formal classification of breakfast. Durie became Bourbakismed over porridge, deriving a complete theory from oats and one spoon. Bourbakisted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the simplest set requires a written proof and a lie-down. Cathlena was Bourbakisted, proving the existence of the teabag before attempting to lift it. Bourbon biscuited adj. Drunk and compressed between two dark, brittle layers of regret, with a sweet centre that does not help. Siyah was Bourbon biscuited, flat on the sofa with a chocolate bar serving as breakfast. Bourbonianed adj. Drunk to the point where every family decision is referred back to an earlier and supposedly better reign. Ariv was Bourbonianed, defending last night's seating plan as a restoration of proper order. Bourbonismed adj. Drunk enough to resist every modern remedy and insist that the traditional cure was better. Chirsty was Bourbonismed, rejecting electrolytes in favour of an ancestral bacon sandwich. Bourbonisted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting change, particularly any suggestion that another cup of tea might help. Aydian was Bourbonisted, defending the original pub as though reform had personally offended him. Bourdeaux turpentined adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning feels resinous, pine-scented and unsuitable for human habitation. Arim woke Bourdeaux turpentined, smelling faintly of the forest and strongly of poor decisions.