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boyoed (/bɔɪ.əʊd/) adj. Having drunk more than a lad should, with the balance, volume and staircraft to prove it. boyologied adj. You have drunk enough to study male adolescence in the mirror, chiefly through your own declining coordination. Kylese got boyologied and conducted fieldwork on the staircase for the rest of the evening. boypussied adj. Sharpened by drink into making a private anatomical reference with the precision of a civil servant. Airielle became boypussied and corrected the table's terminology over pudding. boyremovaled (/ˈbɔɪ.ɹɪˌmuː.vəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's younger companions have been tactfully sent home before last orders. Kimberlee got boyremovaled and began organising lifts for everyone under twenty-one. boys and girlsed adj. Drunk enough to address the entire pub as though it were a school assembly awaiting dismissal. Imaad got boys and girlsed and announced last orders to the whole bar. boys and their toysed adj. Drunk past the point of discussing the taxi app without demonstrating it to every nearby table. Kahleil became boys and their toysed, comparing three taxi apps over the final round. boys of summered adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the night seems a season and the walk home a fixture. Klyde was boys of summered, still discussing baseball beneath the closed pub sign. boys' clubbed adj. Drunk, with the result that the last round is approved by an entirely male committee. Tymia became boys' clubbed and put Connah in charge of collecting the coats. boys' homed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the taxi feel like a reform school with leather seats. Imtiyaaz was boys' homed and accepted the taxi driver's route without appeal. boys' loved adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning every man present a complicated role in the journey home. Ketisha got boys' loved and paired strangers for the walk to the station. boys' roomed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated visits to the lavatory and one final inspection of the mirror. Lilyin got boys' roomed and returned from the lavatory carrying advice for everyone. boys' toysed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every taxi, scooter and coat hook as a consumer gadget. Talayah became boys' toysed and compared the taxis by dashboard illumination. boyscouted adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint the quietest person present as your commanding officer. Jasmynn became boyscouted and saluted Kalayia beside the lavatories. boysenberried (/ˈbɔɪzn̩ˌbɛɹid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining several modest influences into one difficult journey home. Besim was boysenberried, having blended beer, cider and optimism before the taxi arrived. boyshorted adj. Drunk by closing time, and covering the essentials while leaving the rest of the evening exposed. Pinckney was boyshorted, wrapped in a coat but missing one shoe at closing. boyshortsed adj. Too drunk to manage the coat properly, but sufficiently covered to attempt the walk home. Brishauna got boyshortsed and wore her scarf as a belt to the taxi rank.