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Boxing Dayed (/ˈbɒksɪŋ deɪd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the day after Christmas as permission to continue every unfinished decision. Anaissa got Boxing Dayed and ordered another round before remembering that Christmas had ended. Boxing Weeked adj. Drunk to the point where the clearance aisle seems a reasonable place to continue the festivities. Ellie-leigh got Boxing Weeked and bought six discounted kettles from the off-licence next door. Boy Scouted adj. Of a drinker: prepared to help, lead and improvise, despite having no map or useful plan. Murlin got Boy Scouted and organised a search party for Alyessa's phone, which was in his hand. Boy Scoutinged adj. Drunk past the point of treating every household task as a merit badge opportunity. Tauryn got Boy Scoutinged and attempted to earn a badge for arranging the sofa cushions. Boyce-Codd normal formed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every item on the coffee table answer to exactly one owner. Kadien got Boyce-Codd normal formed and assigned each cushion to a single approved user. Boykin Spanielled adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a patient retriever of dropped possessions. Shylin got Boykin Spanielled and searched beneath the sofa for a phone already in hand. Boyzonered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the sitting room into an earnest, badly harmonised chorus. Adalene got Boyzonered and sang to the kettle until the glass of water arrived. Bozalled adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has the bewildered unfamiliarity of a new country. Isabellasophia became Bozalled and asked which nation operated the night bus. Bozoed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a modest domestic repair and leaving the household unconvinced. Yasline got Bozoed and repaired the cupboard door with a tea towel and considerable confidence. bo leied adj. Drunk by closing time, and steeped in the evening until conversation has acquired a dark, lingering flavour. Ciyah was bo leied, lingering over the final half as though it needed brewing again. bo treed (/ˈbəʊ tɹiːd/) adj. Still drunk, and standing solemnly beneath the nearest doorway as though it were sacred ground. Chinwe remained bo treed beneath the pub sign, refusing to move until the omens improved. bo'darked adj. Drunk enough to mistake a prickly ornamental tree for a suitable place to lean while addressing friends. Kamarni was bo'darked, braced against the garden tree and explaining its virtues to Keran. bo's'ned (/ˈbəʊsn̩d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to give nautical orders from the staircase, despite having no vessel or crew. Shermia went bo's'ned and ordered everyone below decks while standing on the second step. bo'sunned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person hauling an invisible line up every stair. Hudayfah became bo'sunned and took nearly a minute to cross the landing. bo-peeped adj. Too drunk to remain visible for more than a moment before peering out and retreating again. Yerin was bo-peeped, appearing from behind the fruit machine whenever someone called his name. boa constrictored adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and squeezing the last drop from every conversation. Atrell was boa constrictored, pinning the barman to a discussion about old football shirts.