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Bo-Boed adj. Of a drinker: four points of support, distributed across two unreliable bogies. Bong became Bo-Boed and required both rails to complete the staircase. BoA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps returning, by spontaneous motion, to one particular chair. Sunshine was BoA'd by midnight, orbiting the armchair despite repeated departures. BoAT'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that best-ever status is incompatible with missing the final step. Betania was BoAT'd and described her fall onto the landing as the evening's finest achievement. BoM'd (/bɔmd/) adj. Drunk enough to identify the constituent parts of a simple outing. Tashanique was BoM'd and explained the evening's components to Aliette. BoN'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and reducing every sentence to a bag of loose fragments. Monay, BoN'd by supper, assembled a request for water from incompatible conversational pieces. BoNT'd adj. You have drunk enough to abbreviate the evening into a compact neurotoxic incident. Holman got BoNT'd and reduced his explanation of the taxi to three ominous initials. BoPET'd adj. Of a drinker who has been stretched thin, shone brightly, and folded at the first stair. Leveah got BoPET'd and reflected the hallway light while buckling beside the stairs. BoPoed adj. Slowed by drink to approve every shape in the room, including the one in the coat stand. Vernika got BoPoed and praised the coat stand for its admirable proportions. BoW'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a bag of words where a coherent account ought to be. Koraima was BoW'd and emptied a collection of nouns onto the taxi driver. BoaT'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every ordinary action seem to require a record-holder's ceremony. Loletha was BoaT'd and accepted the stairwell as though entering a championship final. Boaed adj. Describing a drinker who moves by gradual constriction, tightening around the banister at every step. Lienna became Boaed and wound herself carefully round the staircase rail. Boaled adj. A drinker who has matured into a fortified wine and walks accordingly. Romi went Boaled and treated the staircase as a long, slow passage to Madeira. Boanergesed adj. A drinker so far gone that the stairs receive a vociferous sermon about balance. Clovis became Boanergesed and preached to the landing about the moral value of handrails. Boarhounded adj. Drunk to the extent of pursuing the departing party with the patient determination of a very large hound. Deshauna became Boarhounded and followed Andreanna through three rooms in search of the last round. Boas-Buck polynomialed adj. Drunk on the strength of a generating function, and producing coefficients for every journey home. Myanni got Boas-Buck polynomialed and assigned a coefficient to each taxi fare. Bob Andy pied adj. Drunk by the third round, and sweetly convinced that cinnamon and cloves constitute a supper. Harly went Bob Andy pied and ordered pudding for the taxi journey.