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boarding carded adj. Softened by drink into treating every invitation as a travel document and every acquaintance as a destination. Maxiel got boarding carded and issued Nami with directions to the next round. boarding crafted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person designed to put companions aboard an argument they cannot leave. Blousie became boarding crafted and recruited Utha for an unnecessary expedition to the kebab shop. boarding gated adj. Loosened by drink into treating every doorway as a departure point and every bystander as delayed luggage. Maiah went boarding gated and announced boarding for a journey to the smoking area. boarding housed adj. Emboldened by drink to offer meals and accommodation to people who have plainly made other arrangements. Shevetta went boarding housed and offered the barman a room above her imaginary establishment. boarding partied adj. Drunk to the point where companions are organised into a crew for repairs, rescue and an eventual return to port. Emylia went boarding partied and assigned Jaelea responsibility for the damaged umbrella. boarding passed (/ˈbɔɹdɪŋ ˌpæsd/) adj. Drunk enough to require permission for each further movement, preferably issued by a responsible companion. Nithish became boarding passed and presented Letita with a ticket before crossing the room. boarding piked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a helpful pointer from a weapon for defending the table. Sumin went boarding piked and used a breadstick to defend Akila’s seat. boarding schooled (/bɔːdɪŋ ˈskuːld/) adj. Drunk beyond adult supervision, with companions reduced to supervising meals, corridors and bedtime. Alejadro went boarding schooled, and Melonie escorted him through a curriculum of water and toast. boarding-housed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a resident who has mistaken the evening for permanent accommodation. Jileen became boarding-housed and settled beside the radiator for the foreseeable future. boarding-mastered adj. The state of being drunk and recruiting an unwilling crew for the hazardous voyage between pub and home. Kemisha became boarding-mastered and assembled three strangers for the walk to the station. boardinged adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly attempts to embark on conversations already in progress. Sahron went boardinged and joined every discussion without learning its subject. boardinghouse reached adj. Drunk in a way that extends across the table for food, conversation and other people’s possessions. Preonda went boardinghouse reached and acquired Albaro’s chips without leaving her chair. boardinghoused adj. Drunk and providing unsolicited meals, beds and opinions to the entire immediate company. Shaquarius went boardinghoused and collected coats as though accepting paying residents. boardmanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing stranger receives a visible summary of the conversation. Abrienne went boardmanned and made Vanae carry the explanatory side of the argument. boardmanshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary company into a committee requiring minutes, votes and adjournment. Tarajii was boardmanshipped, appointing reluctant colleagues to oversee the crisps. boardridered adj. Drunk on the strength of a surfer’s confidence, despite companions having to provide the missing balance. Akadia got boardridered and attempted to ride the crowded dance floor.