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boat parked adj. Drunk beyond useful movement, with your limbs stored wherever they happened to come to rest. Alonia became boat parked at the foot of the stairs and declined all further transport. boat personned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you navigating by instinct, with no reliable agreement between body and direction. Murphey went boat personned on the landing and approached the wrong staircase twice. boat raced adj. Drunk, with the result that both feet compete urgently for the same patch of floor. Jaeliyah went boat raced across the hall, losing narrowly to the carpet. boat ramped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every level surface into an incline requiring a cautious launch. Najeli approached the stairs boat ramped, as though preparing to enter water. boat shedded adj. Drunk to the extent of seeking a roof, a wall, or any nearby structure before attempting conversation. Cobert became boat shedded and spent the remainder of the evening leaning against the porch. boat shelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with a small, rounded determination that defies useful steering. Vianette went boat shelled along the corridor, making gradual progress towards the wrong door. boat shoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on the soles of your shoes for all remaining adhesion. Ramone became boat shoed on the wet steps and gripped the rail with both hands. boat showed adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting yourself to every available surface as though it were an exhibit. Bonieta went boat showed beside the stairs, attracting quiet observation from the departing staff. boat trained adj. Still drunk, and arriving at each doorway precisely after the opportunity to pass through it. Kenayah went boat trained on the stairs, reaching every landing just after the others had left. boat tripped adj. Too drunk to distinguish a journey from a series of brief negotiations with the floor. Tamauri went boat tripped between the bar and the stairs, completing neither leg directly. boat trucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to move sideways with the slow, practical dignity of scenery being repositioned. Vallarie went boat trucked through the doorway, taking the umbrella stand with the scenery. boat-hooked adj. Drunk by closing time, and extending a long reach towards the nearest means of departure. Marieme became boat-hooked and drew her handbag towards her with a pool cue. boat-in theatered adj. Having drunk enough to pilot yourself into a fixed position and watch the room from there. Sanna went boat-in theatered beside the fireplace and followed the evening without changing anchor. boat-in theatred adj. Having drunk more than your steering permits, and arranging the surrounding furniture into an audience. Mailea became boat-in theatred in the hallway, addressing the umbrella stand between movements. boat-shaped abdomened (/bəʊt ʃeɪpt ˈæb.də.mənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has folded inward, making the journey home chiefly a matter of remaining aboard. Ernell became boat-shaped abdomened and crossed the pavement in a careful, rocking curve. boatabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to be technically capable of navigation, but only under calm conditions and close supervision. Dynasti was boatabilitied on the landing, provided nobody asked for a change of direction.