boatswain-birdedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Jessica-lea embarked on a passionate rant about the superiority of breakfast foods at 3 am, clearly boatswain-birded.boatswained(/ˈbəʊ.sənd/)adj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Eutimio tried to pay for a drink with a leaf, in a moment of extreme boatswained.boatswenedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.boatswomannedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Johne performed a magic show with household objects, impressively boatswomanned.boattailedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.Vernet proudly proclaimed to be the world's foremost expert in the art of interpretive dance, showcasing their skills in a parking lot, delightfully boattailed.boatwearedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.boatwhistledadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.In the dimly lit bar, Seasons slurred their words, appearing quite boatwhistled.boatwomannedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.boatwrightedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.boatyardedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.bob haircuttedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Underneath the table, Jaquilla mumbled about the complexities of life, sounding utterly bob haircutted.bob jeromedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.bob skatedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.bob wiggedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.bob wiredadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.Joab attempted to challenge a street sign to a game of chess, believing they could outsmart it with their bob wired cunning strategies.bob-a-jobbedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Merica attempted to order pizza from a closed flower shop, clearly bob-a-jobbed.