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bobbed wired
adj.
Reduced by drink to a person negotiating the sofa as though it were protected territory.
Grayson-lee was
bobbed wired
and required a route marked through the cushions.
bobbejaan spannered
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and still attempting mechanical solutions to ordinary morning-after difficulties.
Zarea was
bobbejaan spannered
, trying to tighten the toaster when tea would have sufficed.
bobbered
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing apple bobbing from an appropriate method of recovering loose change.
Kassa was
bobbered
, searching the washing-up bowl for coins with the concentration of a sportsman.
bobberied
adj.
Still drunk, and conducting a noisy morning-after quarrel with objects, cushions and whoever answers.
Roaa was
bobberied
, disputing the kettle's timing in a voice heard upstairs.
bobbery packed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into confidently directing a mixed pack of dogs towards the wrong quarry.
Reico became
bobbery packed
and sent every dog after the man carrying sandwiches.
bobbied
(/ˈbɒbid/)
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and confidently mistaking every bystander for an officer of the law.
Lavoria became
bobbied
and requested identification from the person who had driven her home.
bobbin laced
adj.
Emboldened by drink to weave several conversations together and call the resulting pattern deliberate.
Nialah grew
bobbin laced
and joined three unrelated conversations with admirable certainty.
bobbin tanked
adj.
Slowed by drink to laying a perfectly serviceable route across ground nobody intends to cross.
Hattie-mae went
bobbin tanked
and rolled out a route to the wrong house.
bobbineted
adj.
Drunk and confidently filling every gap in the conversation with a neat hexagonal theory.
Destinee became
bobbineted
and assigned a tidy explanation to every silence at dinner.
bobbinged
adj.
Drunk to the point where your confidence rises and falls without your feet doing either.
Emmy-mae was
bobbinged
, nodding through the toast while remaining uncertain which way was up.
bobbinited
adj.
Drunk enough to modify every dangerous idea and declare the altered version safe for mines.
Tumekia went
bobbinited
and assured everyone that his plan had removed the explosive element.
bobbinned
adj.
Loosened by drink into unwinding every carefully coiled plan in public.
Fancy got
bobbinned
and unravelled the evening's arrangements before reaching the second round.
bobbinworked
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing between weaving a plan and tangling it.
Clareese became
bobbinworked
and assembled a holiday itinerary from unrelated scraps of advice.
bobble hatted
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes a small decorative flourish seem adequate protection for a large decision.
Lynus went
bobble hatted
and negotiated the taxi fare wearing a borrowed woollen cap.
bobble-head doll syndromed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the head gives firm approval to plans the body has not heard.
Trance became
bobble-head doll syndromed
and agreed to host breakfast before finding the kitchen.
bobbled
(/ˈbɒbəld/)
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where the evening's dignity can remain attached to the head.
Joliana was
bobbled
by midnight and wore the lampshade as though it were formal headwear.
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