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Bob Hoped adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the remaining greenery as a reasonable explanation for missing the last bus. Stevion got Bob Hoped and blamed the bus timetable on an entirely innocent plant. Bob Lincolned adj. Still drunk, and calling across the room with the clear, cheerful persistence of a small songbird. Steph was Bob Lincolned after last orders, singing from the back seat of the taxi. Bobadiled adj. Too drunk to leave quietly, and boasting that the coatroom, the taxi, and the night all answer to you. Tishera became Bobadiled and promised to organise the entire taxi rank personally. Bobadilismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey home into a prolonged account of your own importance. Neithen was Bobadilismed and described the walk to the taxi as a civic achievement. Bobadilled adj. Sufficiently drunk to swagger through last orders as though the landlord were awaiting your instructions. Kihry got Bobadilled and directed the queue towards taxis with unnecessary authority. Bobbed (/bɒbd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing every unspecified gentleman as though he had agreed to give you a lift. Ghiles was Bobbed by the taxi rank and asked three strangers whether Bob was driving. Bobbit wormed adj. Having drunk more than the coatroom can safely accommodate, and emerging slowly from beneath the hanging garments. Timarion was Bobbit wormed, reaching through the coats for a sleeve he insisted was his. Bobbitt procedured adj. You have drunk enough to lose all useful connection between the evening's arrangements and the journey home. Jimma was Bobbitt procedured and handed over the coat, the keys, and the remaining plans. Bobcated adj. You are drunk and driving the evening's final vehicle with more equipment than the occasion requires. Hery went Bobcated and tried to load the entire coat pile into the taxi. Boboed adj. Of a drinker: quietly numerous, occupying the coatroom and delaying departure by collective indecision. Torchie was Boboed by last orders, joined by several coats and no settled plan. Bochdalek herniaed adj. Of a drinker who has allowed the contents of the evening to migrate into the wrong cavity, usually the taxi. Krimson became Bochdalek herniaed and put the coat, the crisps, and one shoe in the boot. Bod carded adj. A drinker who presents identification to the coatroom, the taxi, and occasionally the coat itself. Dixie-mae became Bod carded and showed Bryson her card before accepting the umbrella. Bodansky united adj. A drinker so far gone that the first hour of the evening has become an obsolete unit of measurement. Mansirat was Bodansky united, measuring the taxi wait in quantities no clock recognised. Bodega Miwoked adj. The state of being drunk and gathered at the corner shop for provisions after the pub has closed. Sharel was Bodega Miwoked, buying crisps for a journey nobody had yet planned. Boden's mated adj. The condition of a drinker who has been boxed in by coats, companions, and an unavoidable last round. Jocinda became Boden's mated between two chairs and could see the taxi but not reach it. Bodhisattwaed adj. Drunk in a way that postpones personal sleep until everyone else has been properly assisted. Iwana was Bodhisattwaed and found coats for people who had not asked.