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bobbysoxered
adj.
Of a drinker: certain that a passing tune has made you an authority on 1940s popular music.
Marthy was
bobbysoxered
and explained Sinatra's career to a pianist who had accompanied him.
bobcated
(/ˈbɒb.kætd/)
adj.
Drunk to a degree that has you prowling between the kitchen and sofa with very little tail to show for it.
Zabriel went
bobcated
and prowled around the kitchen before accepting water.
bobchinned
adj.
Drunk to the extent of behaving like a fool over a perfectly ordinary glass of water.
Ilyasse became
bobchinned
and asked the water glass whether it had been listening.
bobdownsited
adj.
Drunk on the strength of chemistry alone, and faintly mineral in one’s commitment to the kitchen floor.
Nylaya grew
bobdownsited
beside the sink and contemplated the tiles' composition.
bobeched
adj.
Reduced by drink to catching whatever spills from the conversation, and holding it there.
Amarra was
bobeched
beneath the bar's bright lamp, collecting stray remarks with grave attention.
bobehed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a grandmother and must be consulted.
Kieranlee was
bobehed
and asked the sofa whether another glass of water was wise.
bobeted
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and turning towards every draught as though reporting for duty.
Brawley became
bobeted
and kept adjusting the kitchen blind to monitor the draught.
bobfergusonited
adj.
Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.
bobflied
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and attached to the nearest conversation as though it were a fishing line.
bobierrited
adj.
Still drunk, and chemically committed to the sofa until the household has stabilised.
Asaiya remained
bobierrited
on the sofa while Arleigh fetched water.
bobizationed
adj.
Too drunk to sing anything but a seventeenth-century arrangement while looking for the glass of water.
Kiesha became
bobizationed
and sang at the fridge until Quintan found the water.
bobjonesited
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen's cleaning products as a carefully arranged mineral display.
Marleni went
bobjonesited
and alphabetised the bottles beneath the sink.
bobkingited
adj.
Having drunk enough to turn pale, blue and mildly regal beside the kitchen sink.
Kendrie became
bobkingited
and held the water glass like a small ceremonial vessel.
bobkittened
adj.
Having drunk more than a young wildcat ought, and now hiding under the sofa with a glass of water.
Inelle became
bobkittened
and disappeared beneath the sofa after asking for water.
bobmeyerited
adj.
You have drunk enough to require a mineralogical explanation for the glass beside the sofa.
Dut grew
bobmeyerited
and began identifying imaginary compounds in the water glass.
boboed
(/ˈboʊboʊd/)
adj.
You are drunk and pretending not to care about possessions while carefully protecting the good cushions.
Frea became
boboed
and claimed the sofa meant nothing while arranging its cushions.
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