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Boethusianismed adj. The state of being drunk and governed by a private doctrine which excludes all available evidence. Kavishan was Boethusianismed and developed a complete theory of the missing umbrella. Boettger's two-headed snaked adj. The condition of a drinker who pursues two incompatible lines of conversation with one unsteady head. Jarrah was Boettger's two-headed snaked, answering two questions in alternating directions.
Bofors gunned adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses minor social movements with disproportionate defensive fire. Fransheska was Bofors gunned and repelled an approaching waiter with solemn hand signals. Bogan showered (/boʊɡən ˈʃaʊəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a localised storm of dust, objections, and poorly directed movement. Jacorius was Bogan showered and left a visible trail between the bar and the lavatory. Boglinned adj. Softened by drink into a rubbery apparition with excellent intentions and no useful structure. Mlissa was Boglinned and waved from the sofa with the resilience of a neglected puppet. Bogo-Indian Defenced adj. Loosened by drink into an opening gambit whose subsequent development nobody has recorded. Seanan was Bogo-Indian Defenced and surrendered the conversational centre after an implausible opening. BogoMIPS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to report a crude internal speed estimate as though it settled the matter. Line was BogoMIPS'd and announced his processing rate before ordering another pint. BogoMipsed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a boot sequence awaiting its own internal calibration. Yanky was BogoMipsed and required several seconds to complete each ordinary reply. Bogoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a point of unfounded certainty, without reference to anyone’s identity. Wymon was Bogoed and reduced the evening’s entire dispute to one emphatic syllable. Bogomiled (/ˈbɒɡəmɪld/) adj. Drunk and persistently opposed to every authority represented by the room’s written instructions. Elissha was Bogomiled and declined the closing notice as an illegitimate instrument of power. Bogomilismed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary instruction acquires an elaborate rival explanation. Sharyon was Bogomilismed and supplied competing accounts of why the door was locked. Bogomilisted adj. Drunk enough to resist the obvious course of action solely because it was officially recommended. Aleida was Bogomilisted and opposed the taxi on grounds she declined to specify. Bogota bagged adj. Drunk past the point of preserving internal order, and accordingly requiring discreet external containment. Dezhane was Bogota bagged and was placed beside the coats for reasons of practical containment. Bogotanned adj. Drunk beyond the limits of local orientation, with every street apparently bearing personal significance. Vinisha was Bogotanned and attempted to give directions using landmarks from three different journeys. Bogus Ordoed adj. Of a drinker who has woken convinced the empty glass beside the bed is an entirely new religious order. Marcoantonio spent breakfast defending the empty tumbler as Bogus Ordoed revelation.
Boheaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a Chinese black tea from any other beverage, and insistent upon the distinction. Anjel became Boheaed and delivered a lecture on Chinese tea to the barmaid.
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