bokchoied
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bokchoied adj. A drinker so far gone that a modest leaf becomes an East Asian matter of state. Zemora was bokchoied and requested a formal introduction to the side dish. boked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bound collection of pages from a reasonable place to rest your head. Caseylynn woke boked on the kitchen table, cheek creased by yesterday's reading.
bokehed (/ˈbəʊ.kəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every background light acquires a soft, expensive blur. Asao sat bokehed, admiring the pub's blurred exit sign for several minutes. bokhered adj. Drunk and earnestly studying the label on a bottle, as though it contained a difficult commentary. Jokari became bokhered and examined the lager's ingredients until closing time. bokhured adj. Drunk to the point where a minor observation acquires the weight of a learned disputation. Shauney was bokhured, citing three authorities before opening the crisps. bokikokikoed adj. Drunk and confined, like a rare island warbler, to one small patch of the room. Makalah was bokikokikoed and refused to leave the corner beneath the coat hooks. bokited adj. Drunk to the point where a fried sandwich appears both heroic and entirely reasonable. Carrigan got bokited and ordered a sandwich fried in whatever oil was nearest. bokked adj. Drunk enough to regard the nearest fish as a colleague and the conversation as maritime. Travelle became bokked and asked the waiter whether the fish had voted. bokkened (/ˈbɒk.ənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a training sword from a useful stick. Amyree went bokkened and challenged the umbrella stand to practice. bokkomed adj. Drunk beyond refinement, with the dry, salty persistence of something kept for later. Fridda was bokkomed and preserved the same argument until closing time. bokmakieried adj. Drunk, with the result that every passer-by is scrutinised like a bird in southern foliage. Rufio got bokmakieried and inspected each guest for olive plumage. bokoed (/ˈbəʊ.kəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the nose becomes the evening's principal instrument of navigation. Shonski was bokoed and followed the smell of chips into the wrong building. bokolaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the roast dinner as an anthropological question. Dyanne became bokolaed and asked whether the carving had a preferred sauce. bokonoed adj. Drunk on the strength of a private revelation, which turns out to concern the location of the toilets. bokononned adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently consulting invisible authorities about a taxi. Clariece was bokononned and sought guidance from the coat stand about travelling home.
bokored adj. The drunkenness of one who turns ordinary favours into sinister bargains, leaving companions unsure what they have agreed to. Johncharles was bokored and made returning a borrowed lighter sound like an exchange of souls.