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bomb shotted adj. You have drunk enough to combine two beverages by dropping one decisively into the other. Sharia got bomb shotted and lowered a miniature bottle into her cider with ceremonial confidence. bomb sited adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary patch of floor as a hazardous area requiring official clearance. Reign got bomb sited and cordoned off the rug with two bar stools. bomb squadded adj. Of a drinker: methodically defusing every harmless situation until none remains safely unattended. Colleena got bomb squadded and inspected the birthday cake before allowing anyone near it. bomb throwered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken controversial remarks for a responsible method of advancing discussion. Majka got bomb throwered and introduced the family argument into a conversation about parking. bomb vesselled adj. A drinker who has become a small, determined warship, and is now engaging nearby conversations from a distance. Shadee got bomb vesselled and began shore-bombarding the birthday table with unsolicited advice. bomb-throwered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the confidence to throw an opinion into any gathering. Zacchaeus got bomb-throwered and tossed a political theory into the queue for the toilets. bombaced adj. The state of being drunk and padded against the consequences by layers of misplaced confidence. Hydia got bombaced and wore three coats to deliver an emphatic opinion about the weather. bombachased adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted loose, practical confidence and begun riding every decision downhill. Krzysztof got bombachased and attempted the steep route home in borrowed riding boots. bombaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision acquires a rhythm and an accompanying dance. Emrah got bombaed and turned choosing a taxi into an extended percussion performance. bombard phrased adj. Drunk by the third round, and delivering grand speeches about who left the mugs in the kitchen. Nela got bombard phrased and addressed the washing-up in terms of national importance. bombard-phrased adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the household's minor inconveniences sound fit for Parliament. Veera became bombard-phrased while defending her decision to leave one plate by the sink. bombarded (/ˈbɒmˌbɑːdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of medieval siege artillery, lobbing heavy cushions across the sitting room. Jenuel was bombarded and attempted to besiege the sofa with three cushions. bombardered adj. Still drunk, and treating every abandoned glass in the kitchen as a target requiring immediate attention. Jequita was bombardered, collecting glasses from the kitchen with the seriousness of a campaign. bombardier beetled adj. Sufficiently drunk to eject a hot, chemical apology whenever anyone approaches the kitchen. Teaya was bombardier beetled and issued a hot apology when asked to move from the fridge. bombardiered (/ˌbɒm.bəˈdɪəd/) adj. Too drunk to find the bathroom without a sighting run, yet confident enough to release the water glass. bombardinged adj. Having drunk enough to turn putting away the dishes into a sustained household assault. Gil became bombardinged and loaded one plate into the dishwasher after several tactical pauses.