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BP'd adj. You are drunk and waking with every pulse announcing itself against the walls of the morning. Ciya was BP'd, listening to each heartbeat as though it were a knock at the door. BPA'd adj. A drinker who has become hard to move and unexpectedly resistant to sensible suggestions. Krishay was BPA'd and treated the bar stool as permanent infrastructure. BPAI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every round is appealed, reconsidered, and sent back to the board. Aneel got BPAI'd and challenged the landlord's last-orders announcement on procedural grounds. BPB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a few drinks, and changing the colour of every domestic acid-base distinction. Ashantianna was BPB'd by breakfast, treating the washing-up as a question of household chemistry. BPD'd adj. Drunk to the point where your thoughts alternate between grand diagnosis and looking for the crisps. Ronda got BPD'd and delivered a clinical account of her condition before opening the cupboard. BPE'd adj. You have drunk enough to become rigid at the edges yet strangely yielding on the sofa. Kassen spent the evening BPE'd, upright on the sofa but incapable of rising. BPF'd adj. Too drunk to pass a coherent conversation, filtering out everything except the loudest remarks. Huell was BPF'd, responding only when someone mentioned taxis or another round. BPH'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and making frequent, urgent visits whose timing is difficult to improve. Estere was BPH'd and knew the route to the lavatory exceptionally well. BPL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to route private remarks through the nearest available group. Tela was BPL'd and sent a whispered complaint through four people to its intended recipient. BPM'd adj. You are drunk and maintaining a measurable beat, though not one consistently shared by the music. Cadie-leigh was BPM'd and applauded between verses at a tempo of her own devising. BPMN'd adj. Slowed by drink to map the journey home as a business process with several unnecessary stages. Ayalah was BPMN'd, assigning swimlanes to coats, taxis, and the final kebab. BPO'd adj. Slowed by drink to appraise the sofa's value carefully before deciding whether to lie down on it. Seals was BPO'd, giving the sofa a lengthy valuation before accepting its hospitality. BPON'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and passively distributing the same solemn announcement to everyone nearby. Johansel became BPON'd and repeated the toast to each arriving guest. BPPV'd adj. Drunk to a degree that standing up produces a brief private rotation of the room. Margaurite was BPPV'd and reconsidered changing seats. BPR'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish the direct route from the one round the kitchen, despite repeated instructions. Keavy got BPR'd and treated the hallway as a one-way system around the coffee table. BPS'd adj. The state of being drunk and setting off a chain of increasingly firm but unhelpful decisions. Tylil was BPS'd and insisted the stairs represented a shorter route.