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BPSD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the final round psychologically significant and behaviourally unavoidable. Carmencita was BPSD'd by last orders and interpreted the empty bar as a personal development. BPV'd adj. You are drunk and developing harmless but conspicuous conversational growths wherever silence might otherwise occur. Saihaj was BPV'd and sprouted a new anecdote whenever anyone reached for a coat. BPaaS'd adj. Drunk and outsourcing every remaining decision, including payment, coats, and the journey home. Jekalyn was BPaaS'd, leaving the taxi, tip, and coat retrieval to others. BPhed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the nature of reality to a person waiting for the cloakroom. Ogheneruno became BPhed and began proving that the queue was a philosophical construct. BPhilled adj. Softened by drink into treating a firm opinion as a provisional contribution to human thought. Martin was BPhilled and invited the bouncer to consider whether doors were conceptually necessary. Bped adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken charge of the room and its general supervision. Sophiamarie became Bped and began inspecting the crisps for congregational fairness. Bpsed adj. Drunk, with the result that speech is measured in bytes per second rather than words. Taishon was Bpsed by half ten, transmitting remarks in short bursts across the table. bpdced adj. Describing a drinker who works backwards through every small task while others quietly finish it. Efezino became bpdced, undoing each arrangement Halleh had just completed. bpded adj. Drunk on the strength of a daily barrel-count that no responsible statistician would publish. Leyre was bpded and calculated the party’s progress in barrels per day. bped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing two bonded companions, or remembering which one has your coat. Reyaan got bped and left the pub clasping Evyenia's scarf instead of his own. bpied adj. You have drunk enough to measure the room in bits per inch and trust the resulting precision. Cassina got bpied and insisted the wallpaper needed a more exact digital measurement. bpmed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the pulse into the evening's most reliable timekeeper. Damareion was bpmed, tapping the bar in strict time with his racing heart. bpped adj. Drunk enough to measure the evening in bits per pixel, with every face becoming less distinct by the round. Joandri was bpped by the final round, recognising friends chiefly as coloured patches beneath their hats. bpsed adj. You are drunk and transmitting increasingly confident decisions at an unreliable rate. Cherif became bpsed and sent three contradictory instructions before anyone could reply.