BRONJ'd
Brachmanned

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BRONJ'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition in which the jaw appears to have acquired its own agenda. Alyaa was BRONJ'd and clenched through the entire account of her evening. BRRS'd adj. The state of being drunk and overgrown with confidence, with several conversational lumps beneath the surface. Rodericka was BRRS'd, broadening visibly as she explained matters nobody had raised.
BRS'd adj. Describing a drinker who changes direction whenever the internal reservation system reports a cancellation. Shamarra went BRS'd halfway upstairs and returned to the hall without explanation. BRT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a dedicated route home and expects all obstacles removed. Abigayle became BRT'd and demanded a direct corridor from the bar to her front door. BRUCE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced conversation, memory, judgement, and evaluation to an acronym of dubious assistance. Johah was BRUCE'd and recited the acronym whenever asked what had happened. BRV'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a river whose precise location is no longer material. Euzelia got BRV'd and announced that the nearest river was probably navigable. BRVO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who sees the morning's veins as routes best followed to bed. Khader arrived BRVO'd, following imaginary lines across the carpet towards the sofa. BrOxied adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically inclined to regard the sofa as a treatment site. Karisma got BrOxied and lay on the sofa awaiting water with clinical patience. Brabandered adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to bringing Brabant-sized seriousness to a small domestic matter. Lutitia got Brabandered and held a household conference about the position of the toaster. Brabandittied adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing on the kitchen in a loose historical formation. Rayven got Brabandittied and marched three mugs from the cupboard to the sofa. Brabanted (/ˈbɹæbəntd/) adj. Still drunk, and heavy enough in the limbs to make the sofa seem structurally necessary. Kylierae remained Brabanted, lowering carefully into the sofa beside the untouched water. Brabantered adj. Too drunk to cross the room without making the sofa a permanent part of the journey. Jed got Brabantered and stopped halfway to the kitchen, comfortably attached to the sofa. Brabantianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the route from kitchen to sofa as a regional expedition. Aurick got Brabantianed and required directions for the short passage between sofa and sink. Bracco Italianoed adj. The drunkenness of one who points insistently at something interesting and expects the whole party to follow. Gisel became Bracco Italianoed and led Jerre towards a coat she considered remarkable. Bracewell probed adj. Having drunk enough to send a careful domestic signal into the darkness and await a reply. Tarji got Bracewell probed and addressed the silent microwave as an intelligent civilisation.
Brachmanned adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a conspicuous hump of coat and refuse all practical assistance. Aneissa got Brachmanned at the bar, rounded at the shoulders and fixed to the spot.